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Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground BeefOnce, an invisible man married an invisible woman. Their kids were nothing to lat, too.When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

Q. What do you call a cow with one leg?
A. Steak.

Q. How many children does the Invisible Man have?
A. None. He's not apparent.

She thinks she's a siren, but she looks more like a false alarm.

No wonder he suffers from migraines. His halo is on too tight.

My door was a jar, so I added jelly... Now it's a door jam!Crappy Pun: I must be emotionally constipated. I just can't seem to give a sh*t! Tried to buy camouflage pants, but I just couldn't find any

Q. What is Bruce Banner's favorite drink?
A. Fruit punch!

Did you hear about the constipated composer? He had problems with his last movement.

Q. Why use Camouflage Condoms?
A. So they'll never see you coming.

After the Butcher Backed Into His Meat Grinder, He Got a Little Behind in His Work.Q. What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a general? A. A Military Coo!A pessimist's blood type is B Negative.

Q. What happened to that lost beef shipment?
A. Nobody's herd!

Q. Why couldn't anybody see the bird?
A. Because it was in da skies.

The pessimist who hated sausage feared the wurst.

Gnome wonder you gnow I'm punny!Did you hear about the guy who ran through a screen door? He strained himselfThere is Gnome Margin for Errors.

Gnome doubt about it. Gnow we gnow. And, we'll gnever forget it.

Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist? He sold his soul to Santa!

Who gnew gnomes were perfectionists?

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