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Your pun about TV controllers wasn't even remotely funny.Q. What Do You Get If You Cross a Donkey with an Owl? A. A Smart Ass That Knows It All!The tree trimmers did a great job! They really should take a bough

Hulk won a staring contest with his eyes closed.

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Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road? A. Poultry in Motion.A woman was arrested for having an accident on her cellphone. She was charged with DWI: Driving While Intalksicated.Q. What is a Zebra? A. 25 Sizes Larger Than an A Bra!

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What a cheesy charge! At her age, she should know feta. Cheddar luck next time, Brie ...

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Q. What's the opposite of a cold front?
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There is something missing from my flower bouquet, she said lack-a-daisy-cally.

Sh*tty Pun: I used to be a sanitation engineer, but the city dumped me.I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I didn't have the gift.Hard Working Gnome Makes Gnome ¢

Q. Why doesn't Chuck Norris have to flush the toilet?
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Bullseye on online holiday shopping, but how do you wrap all those slippery plastic bags on Xmas Eve?

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