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Bakers DO earn the majority of their income in the morning, making most of their dough at yeast by a leaven o'clock.Q. What is the world's most popular wine? A. I don't like Brussels sprouts!After an exposion at a French cheese factory, all that was left was De Brie

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Pinot More is a variety that acts as an anti-diuretic.

Q. Why do French people eat snails?
A. They don't like fast food.

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground BeefQ. What do you call fruit that commits egregious crimes? A. A Water-FelonCooking Pun: I just wrote a song about tortillas, actually it's more of a wrap.

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I went some cheesy diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Fall and Winter pick up lines: How about s'more?

Q. What do you call a cow with a twitch?
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How do spacemen add more protien to their diet? They make it meteor. We're going on a field trip to a Coca-Cola factory. I hope there isn't a pop quiz!What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read!"

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He hates his job crushing pop cans. It's soda pressing...

He's glad the cheese stands alone because that makes it easier to find.

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