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Q. What is a Honeymoon Salad? A. Lettuce alone, with no dressingShould you ever question your cheese? No, only when it's up to no gouda.Painful Pun: Jokes About German Sausage Are The Wurst!

Q. Why are spinach leaves never lonely?
A. Because they come in bunches.

Q. When should you smother a burrito in cheese?
A. In best queso scenario

Wurst Hulk Humor: Local media may relish this story?

Whoever served the wine at the banquet did a pour job.Chef Pun: Got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.Q. Why should you always bring a bag of chips to a party? A. In queso emergency

My dog is trained to bring me red wine. He's a Bordeaux collie.

Q. Why was the baker in a panic?
A. Because he was in a loaf or death situation.

When cheese is having a picture taken, what does it say?

Which music genre appeals to cheese? R 'N BrieA Successful Diet Is: The Triumph of Mind Over Platter.A grenade in a French kitchen results in Linoleum Blown Apart.

Q. What did Gorgonzola say to Cheddar at the tasting party?
A. Lookin' Sharp!

The physics of weight loss has to due with the gravitational pull of food.

Ooh la laugh! Alas, we cannoli do so much...

Butchers link sausage to make ends meet.Q. Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? A. Someone always cuts the cheese...Q. What do you get from a pampered cow? A. Spoiled Milk

Q. What do you call a cow with no front legs?
A. Lean Beef

Q. What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
A. Halloumi

Q. Where do cows go for lunch?
A. Calf-eteria

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