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A baker stopped making donuts because he got tired of the hole thing!What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic? IcebergWhen he spilled coffee on her, she showed him dis-stain.

Q. Why don't people like working at a bakery?
A. Because it's a crumby place to work.

Q. What did Letuce say to Celery?
A. Quit stalking me!

Did you ever notice when you serve someone cold coffee, it makes them piping mad?

Hulk Humor: Got angry at a chef in an Italian restaurant and gave him a pizza my mindWhat do you call cheese that acts crazy? Basket QuesoMy friend's bakery burned down. Now his business is toast.

Hulk's legacy will become a pizza history!

Q. What do you do with a cheesy credit card in a mall?
A. Go on a shopping Brie.

Q. What does bread do after it's done baking?
A. It loafs around.

A guy hit another on the head with a pop bottle, killing him. In court, he said he was influenced by the song "Let's Get Fizzy-Kill."Old Cooks Never Die, They Just Get DerangedQ. What goes up white, but comes down yellow and white? A. An Egg

Q. What is the Tom Cruise film about cooking?
A. A Few Good Menus

Cook a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish, and you get rid of him for the entire weekend!

Q. Which day to eggs hate the most?
A. Fryday

Hey Gnirl, you should sell hotdogs 'cause you already know how to make a wiener stand!Notice outside the supermarket: Chicken Soup Is Out Of Stock!Diet Humor: You don't gain weight by the minute at the dinner table, but by the seconds.

Hot Dog! A tasty pick up line for chefs, cooks and ballpark gourmets. However, there were no wieners in this case.

Q. What do you call fake ramen noodles?
A. An im-pasta

If it wasn't for wrestling with my conscience, I'd get no exercise at all...

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