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Chef Pun: Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes!Java Joke: Snakes do not drink coffee because they get viper-active.Cheesy Joke: Somebody Threw Cheese at Me... Really Mature!

Q. Why did the chef retire?
A. He ran out of thyme.

Q. How do you make Pig Jerky?
A. Give 'em some coffee.

Q. What kind of cheese flies?
A. Curds of prey

Food Pun: A Boiled Egg is Hard to BeatA raisin wined about not acheiving grapeness.Zombie Humor: I tried working in a bakery, but I wasn't bread for it.

Why is that chef so mean? He beats the eggs, and whips the cream!

Sure, I heard it through the grape vine...

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My wife uses a kitchen implement to shred garlic and cheese, that I hate. It really is the grater of two evils!Q. If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay? A. A Bagel!Ice Cold Coffee? Cool Beans!

Q. Which cheese do beavers prefer?
A. E-Dam.

Q. What do you call a bagel that can fly?
A. A plain bagel!

I don't like hot drinks because that's just not my cup of tea.

Hey Gnirl, let's get some coffee 'cause I'm liking you a latte!Diet Pun: People Don't Like Food Going To Waist.Cheese Tasting 101: Cheese 1 may be gouda, but this one is feta!

Here's a pick up line for decaffeinated bikers who are looking for a rush.

I know it's three meals a day, but how many at night?

Q. What do you call a cheese that drinks too much?
A. Livarot

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