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Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner.Hulk Humor: I can't drink milk. I lactose genes needed to digest it.Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Food is out of this world, but there's no atmosphere.

Q. What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A. A salad shooter

Hulk goes nuts for almond milk. At least he didn't end up at the podiatrist's office. Ouch!

Finally, cattle mutilations explained:
Q. Why did the alien throw beef at an asteroid?
A. He wanted a little meaty-or.

Dijon Vu: The Same Mustard as BeforeQ. What did a grape say when an elephant stepped on it? A. Nothing. It just let out a little whine.Java Joke: Coffee has bean the grounds of strong, heated debate.

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When you get a hangover from wine, that's called the Grape Depression.

Q. What do you call joe that won't quit brewing?
A. Stand your ground coffee

Diet Joke: Becoming a Vegetarian is a Big Missed Steak.Q. What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon? A. Pork Rinds!Gnome Economics has nothing to do with cooking.

Q. What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
A. Bull-ogna

Just stop! Your bacon me laugh.

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Lawyer-Turned-Cook. A.K.A. Sue ChefJava Joke: Does a coffee shop have the ground to operated in the black?Food Pick-Up Joke: Hey Gnirl, you must be a bacon burger 'cause you're bacon me crazy!

Q. What was the epileptic chef's house specialty?
A. Seizure Salad

Q. Why is bad coffee the end of a marriage?
A. Because it's grounds for divorce.

Tasty pick up line: Gnome wonder some celebrity chefs are insanely funny?

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