| Q.
What was the epileptic chef's house specialty?
A. Seizure Salad.
The
cannibal daintily wiped his mouth and said, "My wife
makes great soup. I'm really going to miss her."
The
chef had a very strict policy: No bitchin' in his kitchen!
Q.
What did the chef say when he discovered he didn't have
the right utensil to cut through the thick meat?
A. Knife's too short. |
Q.
Why is bad coffee the end of a marriage?
A. Because it's grounds for divorce.
Q.
What is the most jittery Beatles' song?
A. Latte Be.
Cents-Less
Laugh of the Day: Why did the barista get so angry when
the guy knocked over her container of cash and coins? After
all, the sign said: tip jar.
Q.
Why should you always be very wary of 5¢ espresso?
A. It's a cheap shot.
|
Q.
Are hamburgers male or female?
A. Male. because they are boygers, not grillgers.
Q.
How did the jury find the hamburger defendant?
A. Grill-ty as Charred!
Sorry,
I meant to serve you a plain burger. No bun intended...
– Some Cheesy Stand-Up Comedian.
Guy
wanted to take home the leftovers from the BBQ, but somebody
else foiled his plans. |
