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(Because Corny Riddles and Unanswered Questions Are Too Mainstream)
Warning: Punny riddles may make you laugh your arse off. What was the question again?
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Q. Why should you always bring a bag of chips to a party? A. In queso emergencyQ. How Did the Piglet with Laryngitis Feel? A. He was a little disgruntled!

Q. Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A. He's got no beef.

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese. It's only mild, though.

Q. How do you get a sick pig to the hospital?
A. In a Hambulance!

Q. Why don't oysters donate to charity? A. Because they're shellfish.Q. What grows up while growing down? A. A GooseQ. What is the difference between a frog and a cat? A. A frog croaks all the time, a cat only nine times.

Q. How to shellfish get to the hospital?
A. In a clam-bulance!

Q. What happened to the chicken whose featehrs all pointed the wrong way?
A. She was tickled to death!

Q. What do you call a cat that just ate a duck?
A. A duck-filled platy puss.

Q. How does a sea captain use amphibians? A. As frog horns.Q. What do you call fruit that commits egregious crimes? A. A Water-FelonQ. What do you call a sleeping bull? A. Bull Dozer

Q. What is a toad's favorite flower?
A. The Croak-Us!

Q. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
A. He ran out of juice.

Q. What do you call a grumpy cow?
A. Moo-dy.

Q. What do you get from a pampered cow? A. Spoiled MilkQ. What do you get if you cross a smurf and a cow? A. Blue CheesePainful Animal Puns: Q. What is an elephant's favorite sport? A. Squash

Q. Where do cows go for lunch?
A. Calf-eteria.

Q. Why was the cheesemonger lopsided?
A. Because he only had one Stilton.

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. That's cute, but can you breath through it?

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