| Q.
Which kind of pizza do hungry potheads usually order?
A. Stone-Baked!
Q.
Why did the stoner get Skittles?
A. He wanted to taste the rainbow.
Q.
How many potheads does it take to have a bake sale?
A. Geez, if they're already baked, why not?
Q.
What happens if you eat too much weed?
A. You get a pot belly!
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Q.
What do you call an oriental cheese?
A. Parm-asian.
Q.
Which cheese is madE backward?
A. Edam.
Q.
What did the piece of Cheddar say to the spirited cheese?
A. I'm Lac-ghost intolerant.
Q.
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
A. Nacho cheese.
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Q.
What happens when a stoner time traveler eats too many bean
burritos?
A. Emergency Temporal Shit!
Q.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
A. At their local Borger King!
Q.
What do aliens serve their food on?
A. Flying saucers.
Q.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in
his hair?
A. Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
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