| Ouch!
Punny bakery sounds like a sweet spot for a fun snack.
Q.
Why was the baker fired?
A. He was always loafing around.
Q.
Why was the baker reprimanded?
A. He kept pinching the salt.
Q.
What did they say about the old baker's favorite song?
A. It's a moldie, but a goodie!
Q.
Which kind of biscuits can fly?
A. The plain ones. |
Hulk
doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the sh*t out of it!
Q.
What is Green and Smelly?
A. The Hulk's farts!
Q.
Why do Hulk's pants stay on?
A. Because unstable nut-lear decay is rated X.
Q.
What is The Hulk's favorite part of this joke?
A. The Punch Line!
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My
friend is so vegan, that he won't even have his photograph
taken in case he has to say: "Cheese."
I
took a photograph of a mouse today. He didn't say "Cheese,"
but I could tell he was thinking it...
I
walked up to the cheese counter in the store last week.
I interrupted him and he had to start again...
Q.
Which cheese is made backward?
A. Edam. |
