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Q. What grows up while growing down? A. A GooseNever Trust Atoms. They Make Up Everything.Mad as I was, I didn't give the brain surgeon a piece of my mind.

Not the groaner you hatched up?

Q. What happened to the chicken whose featehrs all pointed the wrong way?
A. She was tickled to death!

Q. Oxygen had a second date with potassium. How did it go?
A. It went OK2!

However, zombies really ticked me off, and I mean off.

Crusty, ill-tempered baker was a scone's throw from becoming toast.What goes "Ha,Ha, Ha, Plop? A man laughing his head off.What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's up in your face? Too Close for Comfort Food.

Ouch! Punny bakery sounds like a sweet spot for a fun snack.

Hulk doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the sh*t out of it!

My friend is so vegan, that he won't even have his photograph taken in case he has to say: "Cheese."

My Pig Had a Rash, So the Vet Gave Her Some Oinkment.Q. What's the best time to go to the dentist? A. Tooth Hurty!A Dyslexic Man Walks Into a Bra

If a baby pig is called a piglet, is a young bull called a bullet?

Q. What does the dentist of the year get?
A. A little plaque.

A guy walks into a bar. He says, "OUCH!" ... It was a crowbar.

The ophthalmologist was called to testify because he was the only eye witness.Hey Gnirl, does your left eye hurt? 'Cause you're lookin' alright!Marathon runners with bad footwear, suffer the agony of da feet.

Q. What music do eye doctors prefer?
A. iTunes.

Wink, wink, you'll see this pun is a groaner.

Marathon pun readers suffer in agony, as well.

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