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A dentist married a manicurist, but they fought like tooth and nail!All the toilets in NYC police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on!Q. What Did the Coach Say to His Losing Team of Snakes? A. You Can't Venom All!

The dentist attended Emory and the manicurist still goes to Emery.

Q. Why did the cop sit on the toilet?
A. To do his duty.

Q. What does an exhibitionist snake wear to the beach?
A. A Pythong!

If you think that restaurants overcook steaks, you probably rarely order.Q. What do you call fruit that commits egregious crimes? A. A Water-Felon!Orthopedist claims working with fractures isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Q. What is the lowest grade of steak?
A. Where the rubber meets the road.

Q. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
A. He ran out of juice.

Q. How many orthopedists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Why don't you just take out the socket? You're not using it anyway.

Stinky Pun: Hey, did you fart? 'Cause you just BLEW me away! Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problemsQ. What do you give a person with water on the brain? A. A Tap on the Head

Stinking funny Pick Up Line: Gnome wonder these two have a hard time finding a date.

Q. Where do birds go for their coffee?
A. Nestcafe.

Q. What is a sleeping brain's favorite band?
A. REM.

Q. What is green and goes to summer camp? A Brussels ScoutHey Gnirl, do you need a Band-aid? 'Cause falling from heaven must hurt!The rise of the orthopedic practice depends on the fall of the patients.

Botanists have developed a vegetable that eliminates the need to brush your teeth: Bristle Sprouts.

First aid getting to first base. Ouch!

Q. What do you call two orthopedic doctors reading an EKG?
A. A double blind study.

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