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(Because Lame Jokes and Painless Puns Are Too Mainstream)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Groans and painful laughter 100% guaranteed.
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Groaner: I Would Tell You a Leech Joke, But It Would Suck!Groaner Joke: I Used To Be A Tap Dancer, Until I Fell Into the Sink!A grenade in a French kitchen results in Linoleum Blown Apart.

Bloody funny groaner joke. Ouch!

Q. What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer?
A. The leech stops bleeding you after you're dead.

Q. Why did Hulk flush the toilet?
A. Because it was his duty!

Q. What did Bruce Banner say to Spider Man?
A. "Don't bug me."

Se la Ka-bleu-y? Ca-serole sera, sera.

Ooh la laugh! Alas, we cannoli do so much...

A baby seal walks into a bar. Bartender asks: "What can I get you?" Seal replies: "Anything but a Canadian club."Scary Pick-Up Line: Are you an alien? 'Cause this feeling in my gut makes me want to take you out!Q. What is the world's most popular wine? A. I don't like Brussels sprouts!

A grasshopper hops into a bar. Bartender says, "You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve?"

Zombie Pick Up Line: Now you know what will happen in your garden during the zombie apocalypse.

Q. What do you call a basement full of upset women?
A. A whine cellar!

A guy walks into a psychiatrist office wearing only plastic wrap shorts. Shrink says: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."A Monkey Was Arrested for Throwing Rhesus Feces at the Patrons. He Was Charged with Turd Debris Assault.

That shrink could see right through his egocentric behavior.

A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."

Q. What do you call an angry monkey?
A. Furious George.

According to my magic watch, you're not wearing any underwear! Oh, it must be 15 minutes fast...After Punching His Computer and Breaking His Hand, the Guy Required Tech Knuckle Support.I Gnome The Punch Line!

Q. Did you hear about the perverted magician?
A. He pulled his top hat out of a rabbit.

Q. Did you hear about the angry magician?
A. He pulled his hare out.

There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Well, at least we now we know what he's drinking!

Q. How can you tell a gnome's been using your lawn mower?
A. The welcome mat is ripped to shreds.

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