funny groaner joke. Ouch!
What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer?
A. The leech stops bleeding you after you're dead.
Why did the leech go to a shrink?
A. Because everybody he got attached to broke it off with
What's the difference between a leech and the USA health
A. The leech stops sucking you dry after you're dead.
How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Five, six, seven, eight!
What did the ballerina say when she lost her shoe?
A. Sigh, this is pointeless!
Why was the dog such a horrible dancer?
A. Because he had two left feet!
How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a little boogie in it!
la Ka-bleu-y? Ca-serole sera, sera.
la laugh! Alas, we cannoli do so much...
Why was the French chef's job in jeopardy?
A. His latest creation was a recipe for disaster.
Why do French chefs use butter?
A. Because there is no margarine for error.
cannibal daintily wiped his mouth and said, "My wife
makes great soup. I'm really going to miss her."