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A guy hit another on the head with a pop bottle, killing him. In court, he said he was influenced by the song "Let's Get Fizzy-Kill."A good baker always rises to the occasion. It's the yeast he can do!Groaner Pun: A bear was hit by an 18-wheeler. It was a grizzly accident.

Q. How do you fix a broken tuba?
A. With a tuba glue!

Q. What do bakers give ladies on special occasions?
A. Flours.

Q. What do you call a wet bear?
A. A drizzly bear!

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground BeefProctologists reASSure patients their problem can be rectified. (Ouch!)Crappy Gnome Humor: My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in!

Q. What do you call a cow with one leg?
A. Steak

Q. Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
A. Because the P is silent.

This come-on is a real stinker, gnome doubt.

Q. If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay? A. A Bagel!Bat Humor: Speaking ill of the dead is a grave mistakeWhat is the difference between spinach & boogers? Kids won't eat spinach.

Q. What kind of birds spend a lot of time on their knees?
A. Birds of Prey.

Q. Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A. Because he had bat breath.

Hulk won a staring contest with his eyes closed.

Animal Pun: The rodent club finished drafting a constitution, but it has yet to be ratified.Should you ever question your cheese? No, only when it's up to no gouda.99% of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils.

Q. What is small, has a long tail, and works with the police?
A. A gerbil shepherd

Q. Why didn't the cheese want to be sliced?
A. It had grater plans.

Q. Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
A. Because they're all in HIGH School!

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