| Q.
Why did the blonde snort Sweet'n Low?
A. She thought it was Diet Coke.
Q.
Why did the guy quit his job crushing soft drink cans at
the aluminum recycling center?
A. Because it was just soda pressing.
Q.
Which soft drink do frogs and toads prefer?
A. Croak-a-Cola.
Bubbly
Pick-Up Line: If I was a
soda, I'd Mountain Dew you. |
Q.
What do bakers give ladies on special occasions?
A. Flours.
Q.
What game do bakers play in a circle?
A. Marble Bread.
Working
in a bakery for decades left the baker with a loathe of
bread.
Q.
What did they say about the old baker's favorite song?
A. It's a moldie, but a goodie!
|
Q.
What do you call a wet bear?
A. A drizzly bear!
Q.
Which kind of bear changes his mind every few minutes?
A. A bi-polar bear.
Q.
When do bruin couples stop arguing?
A. When it becomes un-bear-able, or it's time to hibernate.
Q.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear. |
