Just
sink your teeth in and chew on this garden variety groan.
Q.
What is small, furry, and smells like bacon?
A. A hamster.
Q.
What kind of cheese do rodents prefer?
A. Mouserella!
Q.
How do you save a drowning rodent?
A. With mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Q.
What do snarky rodents send each other at Christmas time?
A. Cross mouse cards. |
Don't
say that snot one heck of a groaner!
Q.
What does a booger in love tell his girlfriend?
A. I'm stuck on you!
Q.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
A. Kids won't eat broccoli.
Q.
What do you call a skinny booger?
A. Slim Pickins.
Q.
Why did the booger cross the road?
A. Because it was being picked on!
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Judging
by this joke, it's a case of mis-stinkin' identity.
Guilty of LOL.
Q.
How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One. He holds it still and the whole courtroom revolves
around him.
Q.
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great
one?
A. A great lawyer knows the judge.
Q.
How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but two lawyers have to explain why. |