Q.
Why did the bank manager take the blonde teller into the
vault?
A. For safe sex.
Q.
What is the problem with banker jokes?
A. Bankers don't think they're funny, and normal people
don't think they're jokes!
Q.
What do you call a banker who is all by himself?
A. A Loan.
Q.
Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it. |
Two
blondes were on a road trip to Denver. The sign said, "Denver
Left," so they started crying and went home.
Q.
After a night of camping in eastern Colorado, what did the
Lone Ranger say when he woke to see his tent had blown away
by a tornado?
A. Tonto, we're not in canvas anymore!
Did
you hear about the Colorado tourist who got cold while paddling
up stream? He lit a fire in his boat, only to discover you
can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
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Q.
Why are astronauts such successful people?
A. Because they always go up in the world.
Q.
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
A. E.T. phoned home!
Q.
What do you call an insane green space man?
A. An Astro-Nut!
Q.
What do you say to a hot astronaut?
A. Back that NASA up! |