Q.
Why don't many aliens party at the Mars Bar?
A. They're not feeling much of an atmosphere there.
Q.
Why don't space men get hungry after being blasted into
space?
A. Because they've just had a very big lauch!
Q.
What is a little green man's weed source?
A. Mother Earth.
Q.
What do you say to a hot astronaut?
A. Back that NASA up!
Worst
alien pick-up line ever:
Hi, I'm an space explorer and my next mission is to visit
Uranus. |
Q.
Why was the top chef's job in jeopardy?
A. His latest creation was a recipe for disaster.
Q.
What does it take to be a great chef?
A. It boils down to beating the other chefs to the cutting
edge recipes.
Q.
What don't they serve to drink in a bakery?
A. Baking Soda.
Q. What did yeast say to flour?
A. I loaf you dough much!
Q.
What happened when the pastry chef's wife came home early?
A. She caught him master baking. |
Q.
Why do lead guitarists walk around on the stage?
A. To get away from the sound.
Q.
How can you tell when a guitarist is out of tune?
A. His hands are moving.
Did
you hear about the farmer who played guitar out in his cornfield?
It was music to his ears.
Q.
How does a Blonde soparano sing the scales?
A. Do Re Mi, Me, Me, Me, Me, Doh!
Pirate
frontman's motto: It's better to be sharp than out of tune.
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