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Never lie to an X-ray technician. They can see right through you.My friend's bakery burned down. Now his business is toast.What is copper nitrate? Overtime for policement.

Transparently, you saw this groaner coming? But, the earwig already knew what you were thinking.

Q. What did the man ask the x-ray technician after swallowing some money?
A. "Do you see any change in me?"

Q. How is a hospital gown like insurance?
A. You're never as covered as you think you are.

Ouch! He breader not go into the donut business because potential damage could be a hole lot worse.

Q. Why doesn't bread like hot weather?
A. Because it's too toasty!

Q. Why did the guy quit his job at the cookie factory?
A. Because it was a really crumby place to work.

You can't beat the groaner puns here. Why don't you just arrest me? Oh, sigh-ren!

Q. Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A. They're cheaper than day rates.

Q. What happened to the guy who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A. He was booked for a salt and battery.

I'm reading a book about gravity. It's impossible to put down.After an exposion at a French cheese factory, all that was left was De BrieGnirl, did you fall from heaven? Your face is pretty messed up...

A chemist was reading a book about helium. He just couldn't put it down.

Q. What do physicists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon?
A. A Ferrous Wheel.

Q. According to physicists, why is the world so diverse?
A. Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

I walked up to the cheese counter in the store last week. I interrupted him and he had to start again...

A stone and a cheese were having a fight. The cheese was winning, but the Roquefort back.

Q. Why did he quit his job at the Swiss cheese factory?
A. He got tired of the hole thing.

Q. How can you spot a blonde at a car wash?
A. She's the one on the motorcycle.

Q. On average, how much do bikers spend on beer?
A. A staggering amount.

Just saw a guy on a motorcycle wearing a T-shirt that said, "If you can read this, my bitch fell off." OUCH!

Hey Gnirl, are you copper? 'Cause I CU in my dreams!Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are a real Cu-Te!Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti Full!

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK.

Q. Does anybody know any jokes about sodium?
A. Na.

Q. Which TV show do cesium and iodine love watching together?

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they'd be alloys!

Chemistry Pick Up Lines: Lucky girl gnome doesn't realize troll scientists didn't get the memo, too.

Q. If H2O is the fomula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A. H2O cubed.

You must be a compound of beryllium and barium because you're a total BaBe!

Oops, I blew up my chemistry experiment. Well, oxidants happen.

Q. Why are chemists great at solving problems?
A. They have all the solutions.

Silver walks up to gold in a bar and says, "AU, get otta here?"

Chemist Pick Up Line: "Be-Au-Ti Full" because "bery old tit" doesn't sound as sexy.

Sorry, we had to post these bad chemistry jokes because the good ones Argon.

Did you hear about the lost sausage? It was the missing link.Q. How did the piglet with laryngitis feel? A. He was a little disgruntled!Q. Which bird species holds things together best? A. Velcrows.

Did investigators finally meat their match?

Q. Why did the blonde put a sweater on her hot dog?
A. Because it was a chili dog!

Q. What does a man consider a seven-course meal?
A. A six-pack in one hand and a hot dog in the other.

Q. What does a hot dog go camping in?
A. A Wiener-Bago!

Q. How do you get a sick pig to the hospital?
A. In a Hambulance!

Q. Why shouldn't you share your bed with a pig?
A. Because they hog the covers!

Q. What do you call fake pig news?
A. A lot of hogwash!

Q. Why did the farmer name his pig "Ink?"
A. Because it always ran out of the pen!

Q. Why do crow comedians tell really dumb jokes?
A. Be-caws they can!

Q. What do you call a duck that steals?
A. A Robber Ducky.

Q. What kind of bird doesn't need a comb?
A. A bald eagle.

Q. Where do the smartest birds live?
A. In the brain forest!

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