you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK.
Does anybody know any jokes about sodium?
Which TV show do cesium and iodine love watching together?
the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they'd be alloys!
Pick Up Lines: Lucky girl gnome
doesn't realize troll scientists didn't get the memo, too.
If H2O is the fomula for water, what is the formula for
A. H2O cubed.
must be a compound of beryllium and barium because you're
a total BaBe!
I blew up my chemistry experiment. Well, oxidants happen.
Why are chemists great at solving problems?
A. They have all the solutions.
walks up to gold in a bar and says, "AU, get otta here?"
Pick Up Line: "Be-Au-Ti
Full" because "bery old tit" doesn't sound
we had to post these bad chemistry jokes because the good