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Never lie to an X-ray technician. They can see right through you.My friend's bakery burned down. Now his business is toast.What is copper nitrate? Overtime for policement.

Transparently, you saw this groaner coming? But, the earwig already knew what you were thinking.

Ouch! He breader not go into the donut business because potential damage could be a hole lot worse.

You can't beat the groaner puns here. Why don't you just arrest me? Oh, sigh-ren!

I'm reading a book about gravity. It's impossible to put down.After an exposion at a French cheese factory, all that was left was De BrieGnirl, did you fall from heaven? Your face is pretty messed up...

A chemist was reading a book about helium. He just couldn't put it down.

I walked up to the cheese counter in the store last week. I interrupted him and he had to start again...

Biker gnomes don't take the high road when it comes to hooking up and cheesy come-ons.

Hey Gnirl, are you copper? 'Cause I CU in my dreams!Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are a real Cu-Te!Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti Full!

Dr. Gnome pick up line: Gnomes gnow about entrapment and when gnot to incriminate themselves.

Dr. Gnome Pick Up Line: Lucky girl gnome doesn't realize troll scientists didn't get the memo, too.

Dr. Gnome Pick Up Line: "Be-Au-Ti Full" because "bery old tit" doesn't sound as sexy.

Did you hear about the lost sausage? It was the missing link.Q. How did the piglet with laryngitis feel? A. He was a little disgruntled!Q. Which bird species holds things together best? A. Velcrows.

Did investigators finally meat their match?

Q. How do you get a sick pig to the hospital?
A. In a Hambulance!

Q. What do you call a duck that steals?
A. A Robber Ducky.

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