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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.Groaner: A psychiatrist on a hike fell into a deep depression...Four fonts walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get out. We don't want your type in here."

Hulk urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

That must be why the psychiatrist can't shrink the bill?

A magician walks down an alley and turns into a bar.

Two chemists walk into a bar. First one says: "I'll have H2O." Second one says: "I'll have H2O, too." He died.Groaner: Whe Two Egotists Meet, It's An I For An I.Doctors tried to save him with an I.V. but, their efforts were all in vein.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

She thinks she's a siren, but she looks more like a false alarm.

No wonder he suffers from migraines. His halo is on too tight.

I don't find doctor puns funny now that I have an irony deficiency.

Groaner Pick-Up Line: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!Past, Present & Future Walked Into a Bar. It Was Tense!What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic? Iceberg

Q. Why is B so cool?
A. Because it's sitting in the AC.

Q. Which letter is always surprised?
A. G

A book walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Please, no stories!"

Q. What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by the diameter?
A. Pumpkin Pi.

Painful Pick-Up Line: Stop undressing me with your eyes; use your teeth instead!Zombie Humor: If you don't pay your exorcist, will you get repossed?Groaner Pick-Up Line: Did you get your license suspended for driving men crazy?

Sometimes pick up lines go bad, but sometimes they just really bite. 4 out of 5 dentists like this pick up line!

That's what the bill collector wants you to think, anyway. Groan!

Biker Pick Up Line: Gnome doubt, his lame pick up lines ae driving her mad or wild. We'll gnever gnow...

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