| Hulk
urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck
is now known as Optimus Prime.
Groan
of the Day: I have a funny pun about gasoline, but fuel
you get it.
I
heard a diesel joke the other day, and it really pumped
me up.
Q.
Why couldn't the guy stop telling groaner jokes before he
crashed?
A. Brake failure. |
That
must be why the psychiatrist can't shrink the bill?
Q.
Why is psychotherapy a lot faster for a man than for a woman?
A. Because when it's time for a man to go back to childhood,
he's already there!
I
must not have Bipolar Disease. It's gotta be Down's Syndrome
because I can handle the ups, but not the downs!
Q.
What do you call a total groaner pun?
A. A Dad Joke.
|
A
magician walks down an alley and turns into a bar.
It's
no coincidence that beer rhymes with cheer.
Our
house has an open door policy. Bring beer, and we'll open
the door.
I
used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser!
Vitamin
B. Oh, you mean Beer? |
