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I didn't like my beard at first, but then it grew on me.A butcher tried standup comedy, but he didn't make the cut.Potty Humor: Urologists Know How to Go with the Flow!

Listing on eBay:
"For sale. Incredible Hulk T-shirt. Usual wear and tear."

Q. What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A. Beef Jerky

Q. What do you call a country where everyone is pissed?
A. Urination.

Hey Gnirl, are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you!Bakers DO earn the majority of their income in the morning, making most of their dough at yeast by a leaven o'clock.Food Pick-Up Line: Is your body from McDonald's? 'Cause I'm Lovin' It!

FYI: Meter maids do not like being called "Hey, Gnirl."

Q. What happened when the pastry chef's wife came home early?
A. She caught him master baking.

Testy Pick Up Lines: Are you on the menu at Mcdonald's, 'cause you're McGorgeous!

How do spacemen add more protien to their diet? They make it meteor. Ghoulish Humor: I was thinking about a brain transplant, but I changed my mind. Hulk Humor: Got angry at a chef in an Italian restaurant and gave him a pizza my mind

Q. What do aliens serve their food on? A. Flying saucers.

Q. What did Spock find in Kirk's toilet? A. The Captain's Log.

Q. How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
A. Blow in her ear.

Hulk's legacy will become a pizza history!

A guy got hit in the head by a can of soda. He was lucky it was a soft drink.My cavity wasn't filled my my regular dentist, just by a guy who was filling in.Did you return your books late? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you!

Q. Why did the guy at the Pepsi factory get fired?
A. He tested positive for Coke

Ignore your teeth, and they will all go away.

Smart Pick Up Line: Literate gnome puns still aren't too smart, but they are funny! Ouch!

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