What's the worst thing about growing a beard for No Shave
A. Hipsters think you're one of them!
Why did the guy grow a beard in November?
A. To prove he wasn't a bald-faced liar.
How is a beard like true love?
A. It never ends; it only grows!
really mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A. Beef Jerky.
What did the beef steak gossip to the pork chop?
A. "Did you meet Frank's new girlfriend, Patty? I hear
they're engaged to be marinated."
What did the grill master say to the vegan?
A. Sorry, I can't listen to your rantings right now, while
more important things are at steak.
for jokes about the urinary system? Well, urine luck!
know, if you pee in the swimming pool, urine trouble!
What do you call a country where everyone is pissed?
have been blessed with golden opportunities, know how to
go with the flow, and make the lives of their patients a
wee bit better.