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Silly Questions + Dumb Answers = Riddles
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(Because Corny Riddles and Unanswered Questions Are Too Mainstream)
Warning: Punny riddles may make you laugh your arse off. What was the question again?
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Q. Why didn't anyone laugh at the gardener's jokes? A. Because they were too corny!Q. How do crazy people go through the woods? A. They take the psycho path.Q. What is the difference between a miser and a canary? A. One's a little cheap & the other's a little cheeper.

Q. What do you call a grumpy, short-tempered gardener?
A. A Snap Dragon.

Q. What do you get if you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
A. A rash of good luck.

Q. Where do birds invest their money?
A. The stork market?

Q. How are a counterfeit coin and a crazy rabbit alike? A. One is bad money and the other is mad bunny.Q. What's the best way to communicate with a fish? A. Drop him a line!Q. What is a Thesaurus' Favorite Dessert? A. Synonym Buns

Q. What is the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd one?
A. One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny.

Q. What did the fish say when he posted bail?
A. I'm off the hook.

Q. Why don't fish like basketball?
A. Because of the nets

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Q. How do you keep an elephant from charging? A. Take away his credit card.Q. Why don't penguins fly? A. They're not tall enough to be pilots.Q. What do you get if you drop boiling water down a rabbit hole? A. Hot Cross Bunnies

This elephant pun is completely irrelephant!

Q. What do penguins eat for lunch?
A. Ice Bergers.

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
A. A hare dryer.

Q. What is a mouse's favorite game? A. Hide and SqueakQ. Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? A. Because They Cantaloupe!Q. Why did the pig quit sun bathing? A. He was bacon in the heat!

Q. What did boyfriend mouse say to girlfriend mouse's family?
A. Mice to meet you.

Q. Why did the melon go out with a fig?
A. He couldn't find a date.

Q. What is a pig's favorite color?
A. Mahogany!

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