| Q.
What does it take to be a great chef?
A. It boils down to beating the other chefs to the cutting
edge recipes.
Q.
Why did the chef spill his soup?
A. Because there was a leek in the pot!
Q.
Why couldn't the chef get into the restaurant?
A. He had gnocchi.
Q.
What do you call a chef who won't try dishes made by other
cooks?
A. Full of himself. |
Q.
What do you get if you cross a melon and broccoli?
A. A melon-coli salad.
Q.
Why did the watermelon stop in the middle of the road?
A. He ran out of juice.
Q.
What did the watermelon order from his bartender?
A. A rum and cuke.
Q.
Why do watermelons like painful puns?
A. Because they're so seedy.
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Q.
Why didn't the banana yell Hi?
A. Because it could only yellow.
Q.
What is a cool banana's favorite song?
A. Mello Yellow!
Q.
What is the hippest kind of fruit?
A. A bae-nae-nae.
Q.
What does a banana holler from a mountain top?
A. "Yellow down there!"
Q.
What is a banana's favorite pick-up line?
A. Yellow, You! |
