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Funny Riddles, Quandary Questions, Pun Answers
(Because Unsolvable Riddles Are Too Mainstream Because There IS an Answer to Every Idiotic Enigma)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Dumb dilema jokes, heady humor and simple puns about complexity ahead.
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Q. What did the little montain say to the big mountain? A. Hi Cliff!Q. What do you dall a veterinarian with laryngitis? A. Hoarse DoctorQ. What do you call a dispute over young flowers? A. A budding war!

Q. Why are mountains so darned funny?
A. Because they're hill areas!

Q. What is the laziest mountain?
A. Mt. Ever-rest.

Q. How did the big mountain know the little mountain was lying?
A. Because it was only a bluff.

Q. Why do mountains get so big?
A. They have no natural predators.

Q. How do mountains see?
A. They just peak!

Q. Where are many noisy bobcats found?
A. On a meown-tain.

Q. What did the horse say when it fell?
A. I've fallen and I can't giddyup!

Q. Where do horses go when they're sick?
A. To the horse-pital!

Q. Why did a pony have to gargle?
A. It was a little hoarse.

Q. What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
A. Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Q. Where do horses shop?
A. Old Neigh-vy.

Q. Why did the horse cross the road?
A. Because somebody shouted, "Hay!"

Q. Which type of garden flower sounds like it was recently on the losing end of a fight?
A. The Black-Eyed Susan.

Q. What do you call a land where the people drive only pink cars?
A. A pink carnation.

Q. What kind of garden flowers grow in outer space?
A. Moonflowers, Sunflowers, Star Clusters, and Cosmos.

Q. What do you call a grumpy, short-tempered gardener?
A. A Snap Dragon.

Q. Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike?
A. Because it lost its pedals.

Q. What do you call a cow who gives no milk? A. A BullQ. Why did the man with one hand cross the road? A. To get to the second hand shop!Q. What do you call a cow who gives no milk? A. A Bum Steer

Q. What do you call a bull who gives no milk?
A. Really pissed off.

Q. What do you get from a forgetful cow?
A. Milk of Amnesia!

Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoiled milk.

Q. Why did the blonde farmer get a brown cow?
A. She wanted chocolate milk.

Q. Where do Russians get their milk?
A. From Mos-cows!

Q. Why did the actor with the broken arm audition?
A. The show had a great cast.

Q. What did the guy with no hands get for his birthday?
A. We dunno. He hasn't opened his gifts.

Q. What do you call a Jedi with one arm?
A. Han Solo.

Q. How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook?
A. An arm and a leg!

Q. What is the best time of the day?
A. 6:30 – Hands Down!

Q. What do you call a bull who gives no milk?
A. A Milk Dud!

Q. What's a great name for a prize-winning steer?
A. Chuck.

Q. How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
A. With a Cow-culator.

Q. What do you get if you put a cow on a trampoline?
A. A milk shake.

Q. What do you call a bull that pleasures himself?
A. Beef-Strokin'-Off!

Q. Where do monsters get their cookies? A. From the Ghoul Scouts!Q. Why are rivers always rich? A. Because they have two banks.Q. What do you get if you cross an apple tree with a shellfish? A. Crab apples!

Q. Why do we eat ice cream, cake, cookies and sweets when we're stressed?
A. Because Stressed spelled backward is Desserts!

Q. Why did the cookie cry?
A. Because its mommy was a wafer so long!

Q. Why do basketball players like cookies so much?
A. Because they can dunk them!

Q. What is a monkey's favorite kind of cookie?
A. Chocolate chimp!

Q. Why didn't the hipster swim in the white water river?
A. Because it was too mainstream.

Q. Where do beavers keep their money?
A. In a dam river bank!

Q. What has five eyes and relies on water?
A. The Mississippi River.

Q. Who wrote the book, Floating down the River?
A. Mrs. Ippy

Q. What happened to the man who jumped into Cairo's river?
A. Local police report he is still in de Nile.

Q. What do you call a fruit that's rough around the edges?
A. A bad apple.

Q. How do you make an apple puff?
A. Chase it around the orchard.

Q. What did the apple say after Thanksgiving dinner?
A. "Good Pie, Everybody!"

Q. What do you call a gassy apple?
A. Tooty Fruity!

Q. What do you call an apple with a bee on it?
A. Bapple!

Q. How do you know when the moon is going broke? A. When it's down to its last quarter.Q. What do you call a big traffic jam? A. Muddle of the roadQ. What is a gnome's favorite Xmas carol? A. Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow!

Q. What did the moon say to its therapist?
A. I'm just going through a phase...

Q. What do you call a clock on the moon?
A. A lunar-tick.

Q. Which side of the moon do vampires prefer to visit?
A. The Dark Side!

Q. What is the Man in the Moon's favorite chocolate treat?
A. A Mars Bar.

Q. Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?
A. Because it's just a little meteor!

Q. What do you get when two giraffes collide at very high speed?
A. Giraffic Jam!

Q. Which movie Jim Carrey movie was filmed in Denver?
A. Me, Myself, and I25.

Q. Why is just sitting in traffic a bad idea?
A. Because you will get run over!

Unanswered Riddle: Why is the best way to avoid holiday traffic to just stay home?

Unanswered Riddle: Why do children in the back seat of a car cause accidents, but accidents in the back seat cause children?

Q. What do you call a musically gifted elf?
A. A Christmas Rap Artist!

Q. What is the best Christmas gift a musician could ever receive?
A. A broken drum. You can't beat it!

Q. What song do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
A. Auld Fang Syne.

Q. Why did the holiday choir have to cancel their Christmas Eve performance?
A. They came down with tinsel-itis!

Q. Which Christmas carol do parents like the most?
A. Silent Night.

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