Q.
Why are mountains so darned funny?
A. Because they're hill areas!
Q.
What is the laziest mountain?
A. Mt. Ever-rest.
Q.
How did the big mountain know the little mountain was lying?
A. Because it was only a bluff.
Q.
Why do mountains get so big?
A. They have no natural predators.
Q.
How do mountains see?
A. They just peak!
Q.
Where are many noisy bobcats found?
A. On a meown-tain. |
Q.
What did the horse say when it fell?
A. I've fallen and I can't giddyup!
Q.
Where do horses go when they're sick?
A. To the horse-pital!
Q.
Why did a pony have to gargle?
A. It was a little hoarse.
Q.
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
A. Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
Q.
Where do horses shop?
A. Old Neigh-vy.
Q.
Why did the horse cross the road?
A. Because somebody shouted, "Hay!"
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Q.
Which type of garden flower sounds like it was recently
on the losing end of a fight?
A. The Black-Eyed Susan.
Q.
What do you call a land where the people drive only pink
cars?
A. A pink carnation.
Q.
What kind of garden flowers grow in outer space?
A. Moonflowers, Sunflowers, Star Clusters, and Cosmos.
Q.
What do you call a grumpy, short-tempered gardener?
A. A Snap Dragon.
Q.
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike?
A. Because it lost its pedals. |