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Silly Questions + Dumb Answers = Riddles
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(Because Corny Riddles and Unanswered Questions Are Too Mainstream)
Warning: Punny riddles may make you laugh your arse off. What was the question again?
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Q. What's the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer? One is a bird watcher, and the other's a word botcher.Q. What do you dall a veterinarian with laryngitis? A. Hoarse DoctorQ. What is a Honeymoon Salad? A. Lettuce alone, with no dressing

Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A. A bird that talks in morse code.

Q. What did the horse say when it fell?
A. I've fallen and I can't giddyup!

Q. Why are spinach leaves never lonely?
A. Because they come in bunches.

Q. What do you call a cow who gives no milk? A. A BullQ. Why don't ambassadors ever get sick? A. Diplomatic ImmunityQ. What do you call a cow who gives no milk? A. A Bum Steer

Q. What do you call a bull who gives no milk?
A. Really pissed off.

Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease?
A. They are all pigs.

Q. How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
A. with a Cow-culator.

Q. Why did the pig quit sun bathing? A. He was bacon in the heat!Q. Why are rivers always rich? A. Because they have two banks.Q. What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? A. "Oh, Sheet!"

Q. What is a pig's favorite color?
A. Mahogany!

A lot of trees were dying, but first they needed to figure out the root of the problem.

Q. What did the blanket say to the bed?
A. Don't worry, I've got you covered.

Q. How do you know when the moon is going broke? A. When it's down to its last quarter.Q. What is a three-season bed? A. One without a spring.Q. What is a gnome's favorite Xmas carol? A. Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow!

A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:
"What do we want?"
"Time travel."
"When do we want it?"
"Irrelevant."

Q. Why did the potatoes get a divorce?
A. Because they couldn't see eye to eye.

Gnome Holiday Riddle:
Q. What's an elf's fave holiday refrain?
A. Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow!

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