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Warning: Punny riddles may make you laugh your arse off. What was the question again?
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Q. What is green and goes to summer camp? A Brussels ScoutQ. Why don't melons get married? A. Because They Cantaloupe!Q. What Did the Coach Say to His Losing Team of Snakes? A. You Can't Venom All!

Botanists have developed a vegetable that eliminates the need to brush your teeth: Bristle Sprouts.

Q. What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A. Neck-tarines.

Q. What does an exhibitionist snake wear to the beach?
A. A Pythong!

Q. What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a general? A. A Military Coo!Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A. PachydermatologistStinking Funny Pun: Q. What did the judge say when skunks walked into court? A. Good morning, lawyers.

Q. Why couldn't anybody see the bird?
A. Because it was in da skies.

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhino?
A. Eleph-I-no (hell if I know).

Q. What do you get when you cross a robot with a skunk?
A. R-2 P-U.

Q. What is it called when a female sheep flips around? A. A Ewe TurnQ. Why couldn't the chicken find her egg? A. Because she mislaid it.Q. What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A. A Lawn Moo-er.

Q. What kind of car does a sheep drive?
A. A Lamborghini.

Q. Did you hear about the chicken who only laid eggs during winter?
A. She was no spring chicken.

Q. What subjects do cows study in school?
A. Moosic, Psycowolgy, Cowculus.

Q. What did a grape say when an elephant stepped on it? A. Nothing. It just let out a little whine.Q. What do you call dyslexic American cheese that's sad? A. Bleu CheeseQ. What is the difference between a frog and a cat? A frog croaks all the time, a cat only nine times.

When you get a hangover from wine, that's called the Grape Depression.

Q. What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
A. Looking Gouda.

Q. What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
A. Hop In.

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