Q.
What do sheep wear at work?
A. Ewe-niforms.
Q.
What kind of car does a sheep drive?
A. A Lamborghini.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a gnu and a sheep?
A. A new ewe!
Q.
Where do sheep go for spring break?
A. The Baa-hamas!
Q.
Why did the lamb call the police?
A. He'd been fleeced! |
Q.
Why are chauffeur jokes so few and far between?
A. Because there's a cap on limo driver jokes.
Q.
Why did the limo driver retire?
A. He'd been driving for 25 years and still had nothing
to chauffeur it.
Q.
Why aren't there many limo jokes?
A. The topic is just too much of a stretch.
Q.
Would you like to hear the joke about the limosine again?
A. No, it's too long...
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Q.
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
A. They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells,
and don't work half the time.
Q.
Why did the gardener need a cork?
A. Because his garden sprung a leek!
Q.
What did the exhausted guy say when he gave up on mowing
the grass?
A. I fought the lawn and the lawn won!
Q.
Which cop show do sprinkler repairmen binge watch?
A. Lawn and Order. |