QQ.
What does a cow like to put on its French toast?
A. Moo-lasses.
Q.
Where does a beef burger feel right at home?
A. On the Range!
Q.
Why did a blonde send her cow to dark side of the moon?
A. She wanted dark chocolate milk.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
A. Milk and Quackers! |
Q.
Which kind of fruit commits egrecious crimes?
A. A water-felon.
Q.
When do you go at red, and stop at green?
A. When you're eating watermelon!
Q.
Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
A. Because they cantaloupe.
Q.
Why was the watermelon so jealous of the pea, the golf ball,
and the baseball?
A. Because there's no category for watermelon-sized hail!
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Q.
What kind of laundry detergent do sailors use?
A. Tide.
Q.
What does a sick boat need to feel better?
A. A little vitamin sea.
Q.
Where do zombies like to go boating?
A. The Dead Sea.
Q.
Where do ghosts go sailing?
A. Lake Eerie!
Q.
How do you make an old yacht look younger?
A. Boat-Tox. |
