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Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede? A. A Walkie TalkieQ. What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the ends of its paws, but a comma has a pause at the end of its clause.Q. What is the difference between a fish & a guitar? A. You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish!

Q. What do you call a canary that flew into a pastry plate?
A. Tweetie Pie.

Q. What is it called when a cat wins at a dog show?
A. A cat-has-trophy!

Q. What kind of fish plays the guitar?
A. Bassist

Q. What do you call a cow who gives no milk? A. An Udder FailureQ. What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon? A. Pork Rinds!Q. What do you call a cow who gives no milk? A. A Milk Dud

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
A. Milk and Quackers.

Just stop! Your bacon me laugh.

Q. What classic rock band is a favorite of cows?
A. Moo-dy Blues.

Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A. Bugs BunnyQ. What is the difference between one yard and two yards? A. A Fence!Q. What's the best time to go to the dentist? A. Tooth Hurty!

Q. What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A. It's been nice gnawing you!

Q. Why did the gardener need a cork?
A. His garden sprung a leek!

Q. What does the dentist of the year get?
A. A little plaque.

Q. What is it called when a sheep rustler escapes from jail? A. On the LamQ. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter? A. Moon PiQ. What kind of tree do fingers grow on? A. A Palm Tree

Q. What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
A. An animal in a really baaaaad mooood!

Q. Would a smoked cheese grow on a tree?
A. No, but an Applewood.

The winter was difficult on the trees, but in the spring they were re-leafed.

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