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Solve silly problems with questionable queeries, hilarious brain-teasers, and funny riddles.

Punny Riddles, Conundrum Jokes, Duh Answers
(Because Bewildering Riddles and Unanswered Questions Are Too Mainstream for Those IN The Know!)
Warning: Riddle Forward at Your Own Risk! Puzzling humor, mystery jokes, and perplexing punch lines ahead.
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Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede? A. A Walkie TalkieQ. What did one eye say to the other eye? A. Just between us, something smells!Q. What is the difference between a fish & a guitar? A. You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish!

Q. Why do pet crows and ravens tell really dumb jokes?
A. Just be-caws!

Q. What do you call a very rude and obnoxious avian?
A. A Mockingbird.

Q. What do you call a canary that flew into a pastry plate?
A. Tweetie Pie.

Q. What do you get when you cross a pet canary and a lawn mower?
A. Shredded Tweet.

Q. Why is your nose in the middle of your face? A. Because it's the scenter of attraction!

Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A. Because they have big fingers.

Q. What was the nose so sad?
A. Because it didn't get picked!

Q. What do you call a skeleton with a nose?
A. Nobody Nose.

Unanswered Riddle: If a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?

Q. What kind of fish plays the guitar?
A. Bassist.

Q. Which part of a fish weighs the most?
A. Its scales.

Q. What do you call a fish with two knees?
A. A tunee fish.

Q. What do you call a smelly fish?
A. A Stink Ray!

Q. Why do fish swim in a school?
A. Because they're good at gym class.

Q. What do you get if you give pasta to a cow? A. Beefaroni!Q. What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon? A. Pork Rinds!Q. Where do ships go when they are sick? A. The dock!

QQ. What does a cow like to put on its French toast?
A. Moo-lasses.

Q. Where does a beef burger feel right at home?
A. On the Range!

Q. Why did a blonde send her cow to dark side of the moon?
A. She wanted dark chocolate milk.

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
A. Milk and Quackers!

Q. Which kind of fruit commits egrecious crimes?
A. A water-felon.

Q. When do you go at red, and stop at green?
A. When you're eating watermelon!

Q. Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
A. Because they cantaloupe.

Q. Why was the watermelon so jealous of the pea, the golf ball, and the baseball?
A. Because there's no category for watermelon-sized hail!


Q. What kind of laundry detergent do sailors use?
A. Tide.

Q. What does a sick boat need to feel better?
A. A little vitamin sea.

Q. Where do zombies like to go boating?
A. The Dead Sea.

Q. Where do ghosts go sailing?
A. Lake Eerie!

Q. How do you make an old yacht look younger?
A. Boat-Tox.

Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A. Bugs BunnyMunster Chef Asks: What do you call a fake noodle? A. An impasta!Q. What's the best time to go to the dentist? A. Tooth Hurty!

Q. What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backward?
A. A receding hare line.

Q. What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A. It's been nice gnawing you!

Q. What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
A. Hip Hop.

Q. Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A. On a bunnymoon.

Q. What do you get if you cross pasta and a snake?
A. Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork!

Q. What do you call pasta that's sick?
A. Mac and sneeze.

Q. What is the dress code at the pasta convention?
A. Bowtie.

Q. Which pasta dish do goblins eat at Halloween?
A. Fettucini A-Fraid-O!

Q. How can you tell you've found the best dentist?
A. He's Ahh-Inspiring!

Q. What does the dentist of the year get?
A. A little plaque.

Q. Why did the Buddhist refuse a Novocaine injection during his root canal treatment?
A. He wanted to transcend dental medication!

Q. What is a dentist's office?
A. A filling station.

Q. What did the triangle say to the circle? A. You're pointless!Q. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter? A. Moon PiQ. What award is given to the actor who lost the most muscle tone? A. The Sag Award!

Q. What do you call a crushed angle?
A. Rectangle.

Q. What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?
A. Tangent.

Q. What do you call an adorable angle?
A. Acute angle.

Q. What did the acorn say when it grew up?
A. Geometry!

Q. What is it called when your parrot is missing?
A. Polygon!

Q. What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into?
A. 3.14.

Q. Why should you never talk to Pi?
A. Because he'll just go on forever!

Q. What do you get if you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A. A cow pi.

Q. What is the worst thing about being hit in the face by pi?
A. It never ends...

Q. What do you get if you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A. Pi in the sky!

Q. How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one. They don't like to share the spotlight.

Q. Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A. Because every play has a cast!

Q. Why are actors such good pool players?
A. They know their cues.

Q. Why did Dr. Frankenstein give up his dream of becoming an actor?
A. He couldn't get the parts.

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| Light Bulb Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | Light Bulb Zodiac Riddles |


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