| Q.
Why did the rodent eat a candle?
A. It wanted a light snack.
Q.
What is small, furry, and smells like bacon?
A. A ham-ster.
Q.
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it's cramped.
Q.
Which rodent snack do cats prefer?
A. Mice Krispies. |
Q.
What kind of pun goes best with corned beef, sauerkraut,
and Swiss cheese?
A. Rye humor.
Q.
What did the brown bread comedian say to the slice of ham?
A. Rye Me?
Q.
What happened when the blonde tried the Wry Whiskey Diet?
A. She lost three daze.
Unanswered
Riddle: Wry don't people laugh at rye
puns?
|
Q.
What do you call a duck that steals?
A. A Robber Ducky.
Q.
Where do ravens go to have a drink?
A. A crow bar.
Q.
What do crows wear on Halloween?
A. Caw-stumes!
Q.
What do crows drink to stay awake?
A. Caw-fee.
Q.
Which sport do crows enjoy most?
A. Crow-quet. |
