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(Because Corny Riddles and Unanswered Questions Are Too Mainstream)
Warning: Punny riddles may make you laugh your arse off. What was the question again?
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Q. What City Has the Largest Rodent Population? A. HamsterdamQ. What Did the Judge Say When a Skunk Walked In to Testify? A. Odor in the Court! Q. Which bird species holds things together best? A. Velcrows.

Q. Why did the rodent eat a candle?
A. It wanted a light snack.

Bar none, this is one very stinky skunk joke. Guilty as charged.

Q. What do you call a sick eagle?
A. Illegal

Q. What do you call a duck that steals?
A. A Robber Ducky

Q. Where did the Psychiastrist eat lunch? A. Kentucky Freud ChickenQ. What happened to the lawyer who got tossed out of a saloon? A. He was disbarred.Q. What do you get if you cross a bat with a lonely hearts club? A. A lot of blind dates.

Q. Why did the rooster go to KFC?
A. He wanted to see chickens strip.

A superconductor walks into a bar. Bartender says, "We don't serve superconductors here." The superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.

Did you hear about two bats meeting? It was love at first bite.

Q. Why is a Barn So Noisy? A. The Cows All Have Horns.Q. Why do cows wear cowbells? A. Because their horns don't work!Zombie Joke: Q. Why did the lion spit out the clown? A. Because he tasted funny!

Q. Why did the blonde farmer get a brown cow?
A. She wanted chocolate milk.

Q. Where do cows ride in the train?
A. The cow-boose.

Q. Why did the zombie comedian get booed off the stage?
A. Because his jokes were rotten!

Q. Why did the blonde throw butter out the window? A. She wanted to see butterfly.Q. What do you call a passenger plane shaped like an elephant? A. A Dumbo JetQ. What do you give a person with water on the brain? A. A Tap on the Head.

Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in a mattress? They got married in the spring.

Q. Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
A. They couldn't keep their trunks up!

Q. What is a sleeping brain's favorite band?
A. REM

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