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Silly Questions + Dumb Answers = Riddles
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Q. What Do You Get If You Cross a Donkey with an Owl? A. A Smart Ass That Knows It All!Q. Do Birds Always Know Exactly Where They're Going? A. No, sometimes they just wing it.Animal Pun: Q. How can a leopard change his spots? A. By Moving

Q. What do you get if you cross an owl with a cat?
A. Meowls.

Q. What kind of bird doesn't need a comb?
A. A bald eagle.

Q. What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A. A Peeping Tom

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. At the North Pole.Q. How Do Chickens Dance? A. Chick to ChickQ. When should you go on a cheese diet? A. When you need to cheddar few pounds

Q. What do you get if you cross a teddy bear and a pig?
A. A Teddy Boar!

Q. What do you call somebody who steals chicken?
A. Chicken Pot Pirate.

Q. What is a cannibal's favorite cheese?
A. Limburger.

Q. What do you call a cow eating grass? A. Lawn Moo-erQ. What's the most religious cheese? A. Swiss, because it's holyQ. How did the piglet with laryngitis feel? A. He was a little disgruntled!

Q. What is it called when one cow spies on another cow?
A. A steak out.

Q. What do you call an oriental cheese?
A. Parm-asian.

Q. How do you get a sick pig to the hospital?
A. In a Hambulance!

Q. What kind of cheese likes to shoot hoops? A. Swish cheese!Q. When do you go at red and stop at green? A. When you're eating a watermelonQ. What did the chimp say when his sis got pregnant? A. Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!

Q. What is Tom Hanks' favorite soft cheese?
A. Philadelphia.

Did you miss that one on the state driver's license written exam, too?

Q. Why don't monkey's play cards in the jungle?
A. Too many cheetahs there.

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