| Q.
When does a horse talk?
A. Whinny wants to!
Q.
What did one horse say to another?
A. The face looks familiar, but I don't remember the mane.
Q.
What kind of bakery does a horse like?
A. Thoroughbread.
Q.
What do you give to a sick horse?
A. Cough Stirrup! |
Q.
How does a cat sing the scales?
A. Do, Re, MeOW!
Q.
What is it called when a cat wins at a dog show?
A. A cat-has-trophy!
Q.
Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?
A. Do he wouldn't be spotted.
Q.
What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A. A Peeping Tom.
|
Q. Why was the blonde just standing in the middle of the
busy intersection?
A. The Walk sign changed to Don't Walk,
so she just stopped.
Q.
Why did the green light turn amber in October?
A. Because it was fall.
Q.
What song do traffic signals like to hear from car radios?
A. Stop in the Name of Love. |
