| An
SEO expert walks into a bar for a quick drink, sip,
ale, pint, cocktail, brew, refreshment, beverage, shot,
gulp...
A
ceiling fan walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a
beer, but I can't pay you until tomorrow." Bartender
says, "Look, we've gone round and round about this."
A
potato walks into a bar, and all eyes were on him.
Q.
Why did the blonde bar patron claim to be cosmopolitan?
A. 'Cause she was full of vodka and cranberry juice.
Q.
How are vodka shots like children?
A. If you have more than a few, you'll likely be crying
by the end of the night. |
Warning:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to believe you're
invincible. If you're not a superhero, you must be drunk!
Q.
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
A. Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
Q.
What is the only drink size they allow in North Korea?
A. A supreme liter.
National
Tequila Day is July 24. I wasn't going to celebrate it,
but on second thought, I believe I will give it a shot.
Q.
What did the comedy club comedian say after he splashed
cocktails on himself?
A. The drinks are on me.
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Q.
What was Dracula doing at the London pub?
A. Having a bloody good time.
You
can consider yourself lucky in life if the cognac you're
drinking is older than the woman you're sleeping with.
Warning:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in
the morning and see something really scary.
Drunken
Point to Ponder: Donald Trump is like top shelf vodka. Expensive,
transparent, and wouldn't be here if not for Russia!
An
Oreo walks into a bar, finds it's after last call, and falls
apart. Bartender says, "I guess that's how the cookie
crumbles." |
