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Warning: Proceed at your own risk. There is no legal limit on laughter and spirited jokes.
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A drunk walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. Bartender says, "OK, but don't start anything." Polar Bear, Giraffe, and Penguin Walk Into a Bar. Bartender says: "What? Is This Some Kind of a Joke?"What do you call a mushroom who buys a round of drinks? A Fun-Gi

A chicken walks into a bar. The bartender says: "We don't serve poultry!" The chicken says: "That's okay, I just want a drink."

A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how bar jokes work!

A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

A skeleton walks in a bar and says: "Give me a beer...and a mop."A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much a beer is. Bartender says, "For you, no charge."Bear walks into a bar: "I'll have a beer ... and some peanuts." Bartender asks: "Why the big paws?"

A giraffe walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "Do you want a long neck?" Giraffe says, "Do I have a choice?"

An anagramist walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the clean fog?"

A pig walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll it be?" The pig replies, "A pint of guinea's please."

Drinking Joke: She Was Only a Whiskey Maker, But He Loved Her Still.Whoever served the wine at the banquet did a pour job.A baby seal walks into a bar. Bartender asks: "What can I get you?" Seal replies: "Anything but a Canadian club."

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducked.

An atheist, a vegan, and a Crossfitter walk into a bar. I only know because they told everyone within the first three minutes.

A grasshopper hops into a bar. Bartender says, "You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve?"

Two chemists walk into a bar. First one says: "I'll have H2O." Second one says: "I'll have H2O, too." He died.Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops.A Dyslexic Man Walks Into a Bra

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

A fish walks into a bar and orders a scotch and water, and tells the bartender: "Hold the scotch, and bring it in a large bowl."

A guy walks into a bar. He says, "OUCH!" ... It was a crowbar.

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