| Testy
Pick Up Lines: Are you on
the menu at Mcdonald's, 'cause you're McGorgeous!
Q.
What happens when two hamburgers fall in love?
A. They live together in holy meatrimony!
Did
you hear about the janitor at the fast food restaurant?
He worked under the table.
Q.
What do you call a pig thief who steals your lunch?
A. A Hamburglar. |
Cheesy
Come-On: Hey baby, the hole in my heart tells me that
you must be Swiss-ing me, too.
Q.
What did Brie say to Jack when he invited Colby along on
a date?
A. Two's company, cheese a crowd!
Q
Why did the wheel act so bossy?
A. He was the big cheese.
Did
you hear about the new drive-thru restaurant for golfers?
They insist upon putting greens on all their courses!
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Q.
Why did the fungi leave the party?
A. There wasn't mushroom!
Did
you hear about the chef who had mushroom for improvement?
He was a fungi, but of questionable morel character.
Two
cannibals walk into a bar and sit next to a clown. First
cannibal whacks the clown on the head, and they both start
eating the clown. Suddenly, the second cannibal looks up
and says, "Hey, do you taste something funny?"
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