Q. What did the beef steak gossip say to the pork chop?
A. Did you meet Frank's new girlfriend, Patty? I hear they're engaged to be marinated.

No, BBQ beef is not just a mere udderance to a grill master.

Q. What did the fired-up grill master say to the vegan?
A. Sorry, I can't listen to your rantings right now, while more important things are at steak.

Q. How much do steak house patrons enjoy the all-you-can-eat buffet?
A. To the fullest.

Q. What do ranchers call a cow with only two left feet?
A. A side of beef.

Q. What did the Texas taxidermist do during his lunch break?
A. He stuffed his face with surf and turf at the local steak house.

A good grilling pun that's a real gas can cause some real pro-pain.

Q. How can you stop somebody from stealing beef off of your grill?
A. With a burger alarm!

Q. Where does a beef burger feel right at home?
A. On the Range!

Q. Which kind of humor leaves a beef steak cold?
A. Biting wit and gnawing puns!

Today's bull sh*t point to ponder:
Is an argument between two vegans still called a beef?

Q. What is a great name for a prize-winning steer?
A. Chuck.

Steak Pick-Up Line: You're my grill and I'm your broil.

Q. What did the cow say to the lady butcher?
A. You're making a big steak, Miss.

I don't eat steak often, so when I do, it's a rare occasion.

S-A-L-A-D: That's a funny way to spell STEAK!

Q. Why was the steak a terrible gossip?
A. It wasn't juicy enough.

Slogan at the local meat market: A good butcher knows how to handle his meat.

Q. What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A. Beef Jerky.

Q. What do you get if you cross a dog and a cow?
A. Hound Beef!

Q. What do you call a bull that pleasures himself?
A. Beef-Strokin'-Off!

Did you know that cows are vegetarians so that you don't have to be?

Q. Why do steaks make such terrific baseball players?
A. Because they're great at the plate!

Q. Why did the blonde throw her doll on the grill?
A. She heard it was a Barbie-que.

Q. Do they serve T-bone steaks in Transylvania?
A. Only very rarely.

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbeque?
A. To get a spare rib.

Red Hot Steak Lovers Humor: Brought a new grill home last night. She's a real gas and she's really hot, especially after you turn her on!

Q. In which school subjects might the teacher say: Well Done, Steaks?
A. Meatyeval History and Meat-thematics.

Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anybody can roast beef.

Q. How far can steak go in school?
A. It can go to cowledge where it can get up to 450 degrees.

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