| Q.
Which Earth sci-fi sitcom do furry funny space aliens on
the planet Melmac binge watch?
A. ALF.
Q.
Why does the History Channel show, Ancient Aliens, cause
so many UFO crashes?
A. Because little green men always crack up when they watch
it!
Q.
Why is the Jupiter 2 the true sci-fi space pioneer?
A. Because in 1965, the future 1997 got them Lost In
Space before the Milllennial Falcon could find them
long ago and far away while Doctor Who was on the phone,
and Star Trek wasn't beamed up yet. |
Q.
How do you know you're a true Next Gen Trekkie?
A. Your dog's name is Picard.
Q.
How do you know you're a bonafide Trekker?
A. Nobody bats an eye when you say, "Make it so,"
during a business meeting.
Q.
What do you call a buff Trekkie at the gym?
A. A flextra terrestrial.
Q.
Which kind of sci-fi wolf is a mere projection of light?
A. A howl-o-gram.
Q.
Why are there so few jokes about the show, Ancient Aliens?
A. Seriously? Because it is not a joke!
|
Q.
How do space science fiction poets write their poems?
A. In uni-verses.
Q.
What is it called when a space alien visiting Earth masturbates
too hard and goes up in flames?
A. Intense Science Friction.
Q.
Which Earth sci-fi sitcom have spaced aliens on Ork been
binge watching since 1978?
A. Mork and Mindy.
Q.
Which mere Earthling is an absolute god to aliens visiting
our solar system?
A. Giorgio Tsoukalos. True story! |
