| Q.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her starship was assimilated by the Borg.
Q.
Why did Riker's chicken only cross the road half way?
A. Because he wanted her to lay it on the line for the Enterprise
crew.
Q.
What did Locutus of Borg say at the bar?
A. The name is Borg, James Borg. Gin and vodka martini,
shaken; the olive is irrelevant! |
Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. If you've ever wondered about what Starfleet underwear
looks like, or thought about designing the undies for the
end-all Star Trek series.
Q.
Who wrote the Star Trek engineering handbook, Warp
Is A Factor?
A. N. Gage.
Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. When you hear somebody say, "He's an enterprising
young man," you look for his com badge.
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Q.
What slogan is featured on Klingon army recruitment posters?
A. Visit exotic planets, meet interesting peoples, and
kill them!
Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. Your bumper sticker reads: Born Human, Klingon by
Choice.
Q.
How do you know you're a badass Trekker?
A. You articulately curse in Klingon, Cardassian, and Romulan.
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