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Bathroom
Humor, Toilet Bowl Jokes, Shitty Puns
Get privy to porcelain puns, stinking funny toilet jokes, loo laughs and
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Toilet Jokes, Crappy Puns, Porcelain Puns
('Cause Tidy Toilet Jokes and
Turdy Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream if You're
Hugging the Porcelain Goddess!) |
Warning:
Proceed at Your Own Risk! Water closet humor, funky toilet jokes,
and putrid potty puns ahead.
| Toilet Jokes | 2
| Toilet Paper Jokes | Urine
Jokes, Pee Puns, #1 Humor | Potty
Training Jokes |
| Diarrhea Jokes | Constipated
Jokes | Turd Jokes, Crap Puns
| Outhouse Jokes, Porta Potty Puns
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| Sewer Humor | Fart
Jokes | Men's Room Jokes | Superhero
Loo Laughs | Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes
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| Bath Time Jokes | Lady's
Room Jokes | Animal Poop Puns |
Manure LOLs | Gas
Station Jokes |
Q.
What kind of humor do toilets enjoy most often?
A. Shitty jokes.
Q.
What do you call a funny toilet that does stand up comedy?
A. Commodian!
Q.
What do you call it when you get in your car, and then realize
you need to use the toilet?
A. A turd of events.
When
the plumber broke up with his girlfriend, he said, "It's
over, Flo." |
Q.
Why do some scientists have cameras on their toilets?
A. Because they want to see their pee HD.
Went
to the proctologist yesterday. Today the wife reported,
"Doc called with your colonoscopy results – they
found your head."
Q.
What kind of jokes do toilets really eat up?
A. Crappy puns.
Q.
What kind of toilet humor do butts like best?
A. Shitty jokes.
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Q.
What did the judge say to the flooded bathroom stall at
the courthouse?
A. Toilet, you are out of order!
Q.
What does a female snake do after using the toilet?
A. Viper stuff!
Q.
What happens after you spray orange-scented air freshener
into your toilet?
A. Then it smells like shitrus.
Did
you hear about the toilet that plays ABBA songs when you
flush it? What a loo! |
Q.
What slogan did the PR firm come up with to promote the
new high tech toilet?
A. Seat Yourself.
Eco
blondes know the toilet adage: if it's yellow, let it mellow.
Blondes
know green is good, unless your toner can't correct it.
Ya
know, yellow is such an optomistic color, especially in
the bathroom. |
Sometimes
I laugh so hard that tears run down my leg...
Anybody
who stands on a toilet in Denver is already a mile high.
Q.
Why do toilet seats detest unisex bathrooms?
A. Because of all the ups and downs.
Tourist
in Scotland Point to Ponder: How do you know which toilet
to use if the graphics on both doors are wearing skirts
and/or kilts? |
Plumbers
dig this joke, sooner or later.
Q.
Why is it so easy for plumbers in Holland to remove toilet
clogs?
A. They just kick back and remove their shoes.
Q.
Why do cherry trees stink?
A. Because George Washington cut one!
Bounders
who dig in toilets really should find better things to do
with their time! |
Q.
Which part of a toilet trilogy is always a real stinker?
A. Da Turd Part!
Q.
What happens if the power goes off while you're in the toilet?
A. You can't see shit.
Q.
What do both your toilet and butt call it when a giant turd
is on the way?
A. A groaner.
Q.
What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?
A. Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go. |
Q.
Why are the toilets in amusement park haunted houses six
inches higher than normal?
A. Because they want to keep visitors on their toes.
Here
I sit to take a sh*t, I pushed a load but nothing showed.
Then I realized something was amiss, because I came in here
to piss.
Q.
Why shouldn't you let a Dutch cobbler use your bathroom?
A. So he doesn't clog your toilet.
Q.
What kind of jokes do bidets like best?
A. Crappy humor.
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Q.
What does a toilet and a street fight have in common?
A. Shit goes down.
Q.
Why should you never mess with a janitor who is cleaning
a clogged bathroom?
A. Because when they're plunging a toilet, shit goes down.
Q.
What is the one thing you'll never see your plumber do?
A. Bite his nails!
Q.
What's it called when a skeleton poops in your toilet and
doesn't flush?
A. A spooky dookie. |
Coach
has a recurring nightmare that the team won't be able to
pull their head out of their ass for the big game. The sh*ttiest
dream ever... Go Denver?
Q.
Where does hot sh*t stay in downtown Denver?
A. The Brown Palace Hotel.
Q.
Which event do gamey toilets bet on every year?
A. The Pooper Bowl.
Toilet
Pick-Up Line: Hey, my name is
Charmin and you must be hot shit? 'Cause I want you all
over me. |
Q.
What does a religious man say to the toilet before he flushes?
A. Holy Shit.
Another
Wise Yoda Quote: Do or not do. There is no try at toilet.
Q.
What do you call a book next to the toilet that you write
your personal thoughts in?
A. A diarrhea.
Q.
What did the poop say to the fart?
A. Wow, you just blew me away!
Q.
What kind of car does a proctologist drive?
A. A brown Probe!
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Seriously?
Fairies need a toilet? Can't they just dust their sh*t down
on any unsuspecting soul?
Q.
Who does a toilet call when it has plumbing problems ?
A. A Plunger.
Q.
When the urinal said, "You're full of shit,"
what did the toilet say?
A. Piss Off.
When
you're up hootin' with the owls and you need to move your
bowels, is the moment magical? I stink not! |
Restroom
Point to Ponder: You really do have to hand it to toilets
because they really take a lot of shit.
The
new boss has designated toilet break times for all the employess.
Now it's my turn. I don't need this shit!
Q.
Why does Piglet smell so bad?
A. Because he likes to play with Pooh!
Did
you hear the joke about the toilet? Never mind, it's too
dirty.
Q.
What do you call a 12-inch turd?
A. A foot stool! |
Q.
What do a toilet and a library have in common?
A. Both are places assholes go to be loud and obnoxious.
Q.
Why are the toilets in amusement park haunted houses six
inches higher than normal?
A. Because they want to keep visitors on their toes.
Q.
Why are turds always tired?
A. Because they're pooped out!
Q.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the toilet?
A. Because they're extinct.
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Q.
What did the priest say before he flushed the toilet?
A. Holy Crap!
Q.
What do you call a round of musical chairs played on toilets?
A. Game of Thrones.
Q.
What do employees call the boss who pleasures himself in
the executive restroom?
A. The diddle manager.
Q.
Why couldn't the cops catch the toilet bandit?
A. Because they had nothing to go on. |
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Toilet Jokes | 2
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| Turd Jokes and Crap Puns | 2
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Room Humor | Butt Jokes | Underwear
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| Gas Station Jokes | Smelly
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| Plumber Jokes and Sewer Humor
| Superhero Loo | 2
| Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes | Janitor
Jokes |
| Animal Poop Puns |
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| Bathroom Jokes, Toilet Humor, Potty Puns,
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