Q.
Why doesn't Chuck Norris have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!
Q.
What is green and smelly?
A. Incredible Hulk poop!
Q.
Why are Ninja farts so dangerous?
A. Because they are silent, yet deadly!
Diarrhea
Point to Ponder: Can eating prunes give you a run
for your money?
Q.
Why do dogs always stop to sniff anonymous dog sh*t?
A. It's aromatic poop-pourri to them. |
Q.
Why do research centers only supply one-ply toilet paper?
A. Because that leads to more breakthroughs.
Did
you hear about the guy who sat down to take take a dump
and realized there was no toilet paper? It scared the shit
out of him, so he didn't really have to wipe in the end.
Q.
Why did the toilet paper win big in Vegas?
A. Because it was on a roll!
Q.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A. He wiped his butt.
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Two
flies are sitting on a pile of poop. One fly farts, and
the other fly yells, "Hey, I'm trying to eat here!"
Q.
Why was the guy alarmed after using the toilet and taking
a really huge dump?
A. Because he feared he lost one turd of his weight.
Q.
What is an example of a small thing that isn't fully appreciated
until it's gone?
A. Toilet paper.
Two
dogs meet on the street and do a ritual sniff. One turns
to the other and says, "I don't recall your name, but
the feces familiar." |
