| Q.
How do you describe a super fart?
A. You say, "@#$%!" without inhaling.
Q.
How do you describe a super fart?
A. The lonely cry of a nerdy turd at Comicon.
Q.
How do you describe the smell of a super fart?
A. KAPOW! Wham! Holy Batman!
Q.
What did the toilet say about Bruce Wayne's guano?
A. Holy Batman! That's just craptastic! |
Q.
What does Superman call a 12-inch turd?
A. A foot stool!
You
know, krytonite must really smell super bad?
Q.
What do citizens of Metropolis call a bird that poops on
your head?
A. A stool pigeon.
Just
because it's a comic fart joke, that doesn't necessarily
mean it's funny!
|
Q.
What did Robin say to Batman when they finally found a box
of tissues?
A. Holy Kleenex, Batman! It was right under our nose all
along, and we almost blew it!
Q.
How do you know a superhero joke will be really shitty?
A. It was told by a crapped crusader!
Q.
What kind of car does Batman drive instead of the Batmobile
when he's got diarrhea?
A. A BMW. |
