Q. What kind of jokes does Batman like the most?
A. Dark humor.

Q. What does Batman say when the evil-doers thwart his crime-fighting efforts?
A. Gotham It!

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I bet you've never gone out with a guy in tights.

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, you don't need a bat signal to make me come!

Q. How does Batman take his coffee?
A. Black as the Knight.

Q. Which type of tea does Batman drink?
A. Vigilan-tea!

Q. How do you get Batman into the Marvel Universe?
A. Hang his poster on the wall. Then he's a Bruce Banner!

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, most people call me Batman, but you can call me anytime!

Q. Why is Batman the first to arrive at the scene of the crime?
A. He likes being at the BATtlefront.

Q. What did Batman say to Spider-Man?
A. Don't bug me!

Q. Why did Batman scale the giant redwood?
A. He was looking for Robin's love nest.

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, are you Catwoman? 'Cause you're making my Dark Knight rise.

Q. Why is Bruce Wayne such a great baker?
A. He really knows his batter.

Gotham City Point to Ponder: Why does Batman wear kevlar armor and a bulletproof vest, while Robin wears colorful spandex?

Out of This World Quote from Original TV Batman: It is the duty of every good citizen of Gotham City to report meeting a man from Mars in a public park.

Q. What is Batman's favorite fruit?
A. Nana nana nana nana na banana!

Q. What does Batman always order when he dines at his favorite Chinese restaurant?
A. Kung POW Chicken!

Q. Who wrote the hot new superhero tell-all book, Batman's Greatest Enemy?
A. Joe Kerr.

Q. Why does Bruce Wayne like all these painful puns?
A. Because they're so batty!

Q. What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
A. The Dark Knight rises.

Q. After a rough night of partying, how can you tell you were rescued by Batman?
A. The next morning, you wake up in a cave.

Q. What does Batman order at a Chinese restaurant?
A. Kung POW Chicken!

Q. How does Batman take his morning coffee?
A. Dark as the night.

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, are you holding Gotham City in a state of fear? 'Cause you're da bomb!

Q. What is Batman's favorite classic weapon?
A. The Bat-tle Axe!

Q. Why does Batman wear a mask?
A. Because the citizens of Gotham City are smarter and more astute than those in Metropolis.

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, would you like to see how well my bat sonar functions under the covers?

Q. What's the stongest part of Batman's armor?
A. The plot.

Caped Crusader Pick-Up Line: I may be Batman, but you're Robin my heart.

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, if you were Justice, you and I would be in a League of our own!

Q. What is Batman's favorite part of the parade?
A. The baton twirlers.

Q. Why did Commissioner Gordon fail with his date?
A. He was sending bat signals.

Q. Which after shampoo product does Batman use?
A. Conditioner Gordon.

Q. When Batman and Catwoman race, why does Batman always come in first?
A. Because bat is before cat in the dictionary.

Q. How did the Joker fix his chattering teeth?
A. With Crazy Glue.

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, no, I was not groping your breast. I'm Batman, not the Fiddler!

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, if you haven't been to Gotham City before, I'd be glad to take you there tonight.

Q. Why doesn't Batman like going on nature walks?
A. He doesn't like Poison Ivy!

Q. What is the first thing Bruce Wayne learned in kindergarten?
A. The alpha-bat.

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, wanna get out of here and check out the Dark Night?

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