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Incredible
Hulk Pick-Up Lines, Big Green Chat Ups
Hookup
with Incredible dating tips, Hulking funny come-ons, and smashing pick
up lines.
The
Hulk Hookup
Lines and Smashing Come-Ons
(Because
Green Gamma Radiation Pick Ups Couldn't Be TOO
Mainstream in the Marvel Universe or at Comicon!) |
Warning:
Pick Up The Hulk with Caution! Green dating advice, beastly chat
ups, and horny Hulk hookups ahead.
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Superhero Pick-Up Lines | 2
| The Hulk Hookups | Batman
Chat Ups | Superman Come-Ons
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| Superhero Jokes, Caped Crusader Puns
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | 7
| 8 | 9
| 10 | Supervillain
Jokes |
| Marvel Comics Jokes | Superhero
Music Jokes | Superhero Loo LOLs
| 2 |
Female Superheroes |
| DC Comics Humor | POW!
Batman Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
Superman Jokes | Spider-Man
Puns |
| Incredible Hulk Jokes | 1
| 2 | 3 | 4
| 5 | 6 | 7
| Green Hulk Laughs | Super
Chuck Norris Jokes |
| Incredible
Hulk Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, my shorts usually stay on when
I grow green, but I could make an exception for you.
Hulking
Pick-Up Line: Hey Colorado, once you go green, you'll never
go mean!
Q.
Why does The Incredible Hulk resent the Jolly Green Giant?
A. Because Green Giant uses corny pick-up lines like a superpower.
Q.
What did The Hulk say when he saw Wonder Woman?
A. Hulk horny!
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Incredible
Pick-Up Line: Girl, do you believe in love at first sight,
or should I smash by again?
Hulking
Awesome Come-On Line: Hey baby, they don't call me Incredible
for nothing.
Incredible
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, the shorts don't always stay on
when I Hulk out.
Incredible
Pick-Up Line: Girl. Go out with Hulk. Don't. Make. Hulk.
ANGRY!
Incredible
Hookup Line: Hi girly, Hulk smash you with love.
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Hulk
Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, they don't call me Incredible
just because I'm green.
Q.
What does The Incredible Hulk call it when he has
an erection?
A. Bruce Boner.
Incredible
Hulk Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, wanna see my other big secret?
Pick-Up
a Green Superhero Line: Hey big guy, I'd take a ride on
your Incredible Hulk.
Incredible
Pick-Up Line: Hulk not kidding. It so big, it rip clothes
off!
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Q.
What's strong enough to hold The Hulk back?
A. His zipper.
Incredible
Chat Up Line: Hey bae, wanna see why they call me The Hulk?
Pick-Up
An Incredible Guy Line: Hey dude, I see your fly is down.
Pick-Up
a Green Superhero Line: Hey big guy, I'd like to ride your
Incredible Hulk.
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Superhero
Pick-Up Poetry in Motion: Iron Man is red, The Hulk is green.
You are the hottest babe I've ever seen!
Hulking
Chat Up Line: Hey babe, I'm stretchy, just like my purple
spandex pants.
Bruce
Banner Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I'm never angry
when I'm with you.
Incredibly
Bad Pick-Up Line: Babe, how do I love thee? Lemme smash
the ways.
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Super
Bad Hookup Line: Hey babe, ready or not, here comes
The Incredible Hulk.
Incredible
Hulk Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, put me in the right mood, and
I'm a real beast in bed – literally.
Hulk
Come-On Line: Hey bae, wanna find out just why they call
me Incredible?
Incredible
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I want to smash my way into your
heart.
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| Jolly
Green Giant Chat Up Line: Hey babe, no I'm not The Hulk.
But, believe me, I can show you something green and incredible.
Pick-Up
a Green Superhero Line: Hey big guy, I'd like to ride your
Incredible Hulk.
Silent
But Deadly Pick-Up Line: Hulk, did you just fart? 'Cause
you just blew me away.
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Incredible
Pick-Up Line: Hey dude, is your name Hulk? 'Cause you are
really smashing.
Hulk
Reverse Psychology Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I'm Incredible
so I don't need pick-up lines!
The
Incredible Hulk Pick-Up Line: Girl, I am into BDSM, so you'll
really like me when I'm angry.
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Hulking
Funny Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you fluorine? 'Cause you
make me react to everything.
Hulk
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, you've smashed your way into my
heart.
Incredible
Hookup Line: Hey baby, get me in the right mood, and I'm
a real beast in the bedroom.
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Banner Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, most people call me Incredible,
but you can call me anytime!
Incredible
Pick-Up Line: Hey girly, Hulk show you just why he called
strongest there is!
Incredible
Come-On Line: Hey baby, I'm betting you're a real mean green
beast in the bedroom.
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Hulking
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, once you go green, you'll always
go mean!
Incredible
Hookup Line: Hey baby, I know a situation where you can
come out on top.
Incredible
Pick-Up Line: Hi bae, I'm Hulk. Make me angry, and I go
green.
Pick-Up
a Green Superhero Line: Hey big guy, I'd like to ride your
Incredible Hulk.
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Incredible
Hookup Line: Hey baby, get me in the right mood, and I'm
a real beast in the bedroom.
Incredible
Pick-Up Line: Bae, Hulk Smash!
Hey
girl, Hulk doesn't dial the wrong number, you picked
up the wrong phone!
Hulking
Chat Up Line: Hey babe, once you go green, you'll never
go mean.
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Superhero Pick-Up Lines | 2
| The Hulk Hookups | Batman
Chat Ups | Superman Come-Ons
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| Superhero Jokes, Caped Crusader Puns
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | 7
| 8 | 9
| 10 | Supervillain
Jokes |
| Marvel Comics Jokes | Superhero
Music Jokes | Superhero Loo LOLs
| 2 |
Female Superheroes |
| DC Comics Humor | POW!
Batman Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
Superman Jokes | Spider-Man
Puns |
| Incredible Hulk Jokes | 1
| 2 | 3 | 4
| 5 | 6 | 7
| Green Hulk Laughs | Super
Chuck Norris Jokes |
| Corny Pick-Up Lines | Bar
Come Ons | Cheesy Hookups
| Colorado Come Ons | Police
Pick Ups |
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