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Beefy Puns, Steak Jokes, Meaty Laughs
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into bloody funny beef jokes, rare steak puns, and beefy BBQ humor you'll
grilly eat up.
Beef Jokes, Funny Meat Puns, Steak Humor
(Because Beefy Backyard Barbeques Could Never Be
Mainstream Enough for Carnivores or Manly Men!) |
Warning:
Proceed at Your Own Risk! Ingesting beefy puns and steak jokes may
make vegans dis you.
| Beef Jokes | 2
| Steak Jokes | Butcher
Jokes | Pork Jokes | Poultry
Puns | BBQ Grill Jokes |
| Deli Jokes | Burger
Puns | 2 | 3
| Hot Dog LOLs | Ketchup
Jokes, Mustard Puns | Herb | Soup
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| Ketchup Puns, Mustard Jokes
| Pickle Puns | 2
| 3 | Fried
Potato Puns | Take Out Food Jokes
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| Chef Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Chef
Tunes | Gnome Chef Jokes | Chef
Come-Ons | Foodie Humor |
Seven
days without beef makes one weak.
Q.
Why are steaks so happy at barbeques?
A. They get to meet all their old flames.
Did
you hear about the guy who died eating Rocky Mountain Oysters?
The bull must have dragged him a mile! Yes, the bull was
really quite testy. |
Q.
What do you call a cow with one leg?
A. Steak.
Q.
What is a steak pun?
A. A medium where anything well done is rare!
Q.
What is the lowest grade of steak?
A. Where the rubber meets the road.
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Q.
Where do cows eat lunch?
A. The calf-eteria!
Q.
Who is a T-bone steak's all time favorite movie director?
A. Sizzle B. DeMille.
Q.
Which beef steak can see into your future?
A. A Medium. |
Q.
What is it called when a rancher cuts up a long roast beef
hero sandwich into several pieces?
A. A sub-division.
Q.
Why was the well-done steak's gossip so bad?
A. It wasn't juicy enough. |
Q.
After the first beef hamburger press was invented and became
successful, what was the inventor given?
A. A patty on the back.
Q.
How difficult is the recipe for making beef jerky?
A. It's cut and dry.
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Q.
How can you tell if your steak enjoys classical music?
A. It frequents the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie
Hall!
Q.
Why were the rib eye steaks in the refrigerator embarrassed?
A. They saw the salad dressing. |
Q.
What do you call it when a steer is on stilts?
A. Raising the steaks!
Q.
What is a beef eater's favorite song lyric?
A. My grill, talking 'bout my grill, my grill.
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Q.
How did the butcher's conference begin?
A. With a meat and greet.
Q.
What happened to that lost beef shipment?
A. Nobody's herd!
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Luke:
What's for dinner, Dad?
Darth: Wookiee steak, but it's a little Chewy.
Q.
What is a cow's least favorite Elvis Presley song?
A. Love Meat Tenders. |
Today's
Beef Tip Straight from the Steer: Eat healthy!
Eat salad, eat chicken, eat beans...
Q.
What do you call a claim that a hungry man could eat a big
T-bone steak in just one minute?
A. Hard to swallow. |
Q.
What does a good beef steak have in common with sex?
A. They're both very rare.
Q.
Where do cowboys cooking beef steak feel right at home?
A. On the range.
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Dear
Beef, Hot coals are red, gas flames are blue, but when it
comes to meat, all I want is you.
Q.
What did the cowboy call the first draft of his beefy new
cookbook?
A. A menuscript. |
Q.
Why did the beef herd return to the cannabis field?
A. It was a classic case of the pot calling the cattle back.
Plus, the steaks have never been higher!
Q.
What do vegans and vampires have in common?
A. They don't eat at stake houses. |
Q.
What is a beef lover's favorite song lyric?
A. Is it meat you're looking for?
Q.
What did the turkey say on Thanksgiving?
A. Real men eat beef!
Q.
What is the slogan at the new bodybuilder gym that's exclusively
for for meat eaters?
A. Beef-It!
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Did
you hear about the guy who couldn't login to a website using
his new password: beefstew? The site error said:
Password isn't stroganoff.
Q.
What spoiled the big Fourth of July beef steak BBQ?
A. When the mosquitoes next door dropped by for a bite. |
Q.
How can you tell if your beef steaks have a high I.Q.?
A. They loin fast.
Q.
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
A. Bull-ogna. |
Q.
What did the frustrated butcher say when he discovered he
didn't have the right utensil to cut through the side of
beef?
A. Knife's too short.
A
guy wanted to take home the leftovers from the BBQ, but
somebody else foiled his plans.
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Q.
What do elves love to barbeque?
A. Short ribs.
Q.
Is it proper to eat BBQ ribs with your fingers?
A. No, fingers should be eaten separately! |
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Beef Jokes | 2
| Steak Jokes | Butcher
Jokes | Pork Jokes | Poultry
Puns | BBQ Grill Jokes |
| Deli Jokes | Burger
Puns | 2 | 3
| Hot Dog LOLs | Ketchup
Jokes, Mustard Puns | Herb | Soup
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| Italian Food | 2
| 3 | Pizza
Jokes | Pasta | Restaurant
Jokes | 2 | 3
| Waiter | Take
Out Food |
| Chef Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Chef
Tunes | Gnome Chef Jokes | Chef
Come-Ons | Foodie Humor |
| Gourmet Grins | Dinner
Jokes | Lunch LOLs | Kitchen
Gadget Jokes | Nut Jokes | Old
Chef LOLs |
| Colorado Cuisine | Tex-Mex
Jokes | Seafood Puns | Pirate
Eats | Cop Cuisine | Breakfast
Jokes |
| Egg Jokes | Milk
| Butter | Cheese
Jokes | Cheese Gnomes | Ice
Cream | Cookie Candy Puns |
| Carrot Jokes | Corn
| Peppers | Pickle
Puns | 2 | 3
| Potato | Salad
| Tomato Jokes | Veggies
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| Fruit Humor | 2
| 3 | Apple
Jokes | Banana Funs | 2
| 3 | Lemon
| Orange Puns | Strawberry
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| Baker Jokes | 2
| Bread | Dessert
Puns | 2 | Pie
| Beverage | Coffee
| 2 | Soda
| Beer | Wine
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| Snack Jokes | Halloween
Treats | Tasty Cannibal Jokes
| Sci-Fi Food Jokes | Green
Munchies |
| Diet Puns | Gnome
Diet Jokes | Vegetarian Jokes, Vegan Puns
| Fitness and Dieting Jokes
| 2 |

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