| Did
you hear about the hamburger that was murdered? First it
was rolled, then it was smothered in onions.
Q.
Why did the new gourmet burger restaurant owner invite the
warehouse staff to lunch?
A. He heard they have good pallets.
Q.
Why was the food truck parked on the side of the road?
A. To curb hunger. |
Q.
Waiter, is it possible to make a hamburger do the hula?
A. Yes, order a burger and a shake!
Beefy
BBQ Point to Ponder: Why isn't there a chain of Elvis Presley
steak houses? The slogan would be: For people who love
meat tender.
Q.
Which side dish do chemists like to order for lunch?
A. Anion rings.
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Q.
Do they serve hamburgers in Transylvania?
A. Only very rarely.
Q.
Do hamburgers make good vampires?
A. No, because they often end up in ghoulash situations!
Q.
Where does the ruler of the land of thieves like to eat
lunch?
A. Burglar King. |
