Q. Which radio station genre can you hear Bob Dill on?
A. Vlassic rock.

Q. What kind of flower bouquet does a pickle send to his best girl?
A. Dilly of the Valley.

Q. What is the difference between a pickle and a psychiatrist?
A. If you don't know, you really should stop talking to your pickle!

Q. What do you call a drunken pickle?
A. A crocked cuke!

Q. What is a pickle's second favorite television game show?
A. Dill or No Dill.

Q. Why can't a seedless cucumber be pickled?
A. Infer-dill-ity.

Q. Why is the pickle container open?
A. Because it's always ajar.

Q. Where are you if you get your hand stuck in a jar of gherkins?
A. Right in a pickle.

Q. What did the pickle say when it was told it was going into tuna salad?
A. I relish the thought.

Q. What do you call a pickle lullaby?
A. A cucumber slumber number.

Q. Why do bananas think they're better than pickles?
A. Because they have a-peel.

Q. What is green and penetrates walls?
A. A pickle, but you have to throw it really hard!

Q. What is it called when gherkins go on sale?
A. A Great Dill!

Q. What do you call a pickle that runs around aimlessly?
A. A Willy Nilly Dilly.

Q. What can you say to a pickle that's going berserk?
A. Just dill out, man!

Q. What is a pickle's favorite church hymn?
A. Crock of Ages.

Q. Which retro TV western hero was actually a pickle?
A. Marshall Dill.

Q. What are lying, cheating dills called?
A. Fickle pickles.

Q. What is green and terrorizes sailors?
A. Moby Pickle.

Q. Who is a Welsh pickle's favorite poet?
A. Dill-an Thomas.

Q. Why do gherkins giggle so easily?
A. Because they're very pick-lish!

Q. What is a naughty pickle's worst sin?
A. Being green with envy.

Q. What is green and flies?
A. A pickle in a cafeteria food fight.

Q. What does a pickle order at a Mexican restaurant?
A. Pica-dill-o and rice.

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