Workout
Wisecrack: I wish the gym had a stationary bike built for
two.
Q.
Why didn't the dinosaur go to the gym?
A. 'Cause he did not believe in the survival of the fittest.
OUCH!
Q.
Why was the blonde hiding from exercise?
A. Because she was in the Fitness Protection Program.
Bodybuilder
Chat Up Line: Hey big guy,
you sure look swole! |
Gym
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
let's do lunge!
Gym
Joke of the Day: Never even attempt to do squats on Taco
Tuesday!
Workout
Point to Ponder: If an apple exercises, is that called a
core workout?
Q.
Why did the oyster go to the gym?
A. 'Cause it's good for the mussels.
Pumped
Up Pick-Up Line: Girl,
I followed my heart, and it led me to the gym.
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Workout
Wisecrack: I love doing crunches: Doritos, popcorn, pretzels...
Q.
Why did the gym named James shut down?
A. It just didn't work out.
Q.
Why did the blonde bodybuilder change her workout clothes?
A. Somebody said she was ripped.
Bodybuilder
Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie,
how'd you like to work in a few reps over at my
place? |