| Tennis
Tip of the Day: If you walk into a bar dressed as a tennis
ball, you'll be served right away.
A
sweaty tennis player walks into the country club bar carrying
all his gear. Bartender says, "Please don't make stinking
racket."
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tennis ball rolls into a sports bar. The cocktail waitress
asks, "Have you been served?"
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snow boarder hotdogs into the bar at Winter Park and orders
a brewski. Lesbian barrtender says, "Okay I'll seve
you, but don't call me dude."
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Vail skier slides into the bar down in town and orders an
ice cold bottle of craft beer. Bartender says, "Okay,
but don't keep schushing the other customrs."
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competitive swimmer walks into a bar and orders a pitcher
of beer. Yeah, he drinks like a fiish, too.
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gymnast tumbles into the bar. Bartender says, "You
can stay 'cause I don't want you to flip out."
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Q.
Why aren't ghosts served at sports bars?
A. They just can't hold their BOOs, so the other
fans can't handle all that negativity.
An
off duty little league umpire walks into a sports bar during
a Colorado Rockies game. Bartnder says, "Okay, you
can stay. But, watch the foul language."
Q.
What is a man's idea of a balanced diet at the sports bar?
A. A beer in each hand.
An
ex Bronco walks into a bar and asked the bartender if he's
hiring. Bartender said, "No, why don't you try the circus?"
The horse replied, "Why would the circus need a bartender?"
Q.
What do the cops say when they arrive during your Denver
Broncos party?
A. Dish is the Police!
Q.
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
A. The Reds!
Q.
Which chest exercise do vintners prefer?
A. The wine press. |
Q.
How are a bottle of beer and a boxer alike?
A. They're both empty from the neck up.
Q.
What happened when the boxer tripped while taking a road
sobriety test?
A. The officer gave him a 10-count.
A
boxer orders a boiler maker and finishes it off in one gulp.
He looks at the bartender and says, "Hit me again."
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boxer with a black eye walks into a singles bar. Bartender
says, I'll sere you, but don't hit on the other
customers.
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weightlifter bellies up to the bar. Bartender asks, "What'll
it be?" The bodybuilder replies, "I'll have a
Zojmbie, and make it a strong one!"
The
toughest trainer at the gym walks into the bar down the
block. Bartender asks, "What's today's rountine?"
He replies, "I'll have a Bloody Mary, and make it a
stiff one."
Did
you hear about the new gym, Resolutions? They feature workout
equipment the first two weeks, and then it's a bar for the
rest of the year. |
