Q.
Why do tennis players have low self esteem?
A. Because they have so many faults.
Q.
Why do some people dislike tennis?
A. Because it's a wacky sport.
Tennis
Tip of the Day: If you walk into a bar dressed as a tennis
ball, you'll be served right away.
Q.
Why did the Labrador Retriever advise his master to invest
in tennis balls?
A. 'Cause they have such a high rate of return!
Q.
Why did Elmer's tennis game improve so much?
A. 'Cause he stuck to a healthier diet and went
glue-tennis free. |
Q.
How do you play quiet tennis?
A. The same as regulation tennis, but without the racket.
Q.
Why was the tennis player fed up with all the condescending
comments about his performance?
A. He was tired of all the backhanded insults.
Q.
Why did the guy tennis player break up with his tennis player
girlfriend?
A. Because they had very different definitions of LOVE.
Q.
Which sport are waiters really good at?
A. Tennis, because they're such great servers.
Painful
Tennis Pun of the Day: Is there a bathroom at this tennis
court? 'Cause I am about to drop a deuce.
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Q.
Why did they call that player the Love Master?
A. Because he sucks at tennis.
Q.
Which U.S. state has the most tennis players?
A. Tennis-sea!
Tennis
Player Pick-Up Line: Girl,
you might as well be a tennis player 'cause I am gonna court
you!
Q.
Why don't fish play tennis?
A. Because they're afraid of the net.
Q.
What did the tennis ball say when it was hit?
A. Who's making all the racquet?
Q.
What comes before tennis?
A. Nine-is. |