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Pickled
Humor, Cuke Jokes, Funny Pickles
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into dilly funny pickle jokes, picklish puns, jarring jokes, green grins
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Pickle Jokes, Cucumber Humor, Pickled Puns
(Because Crispy Dill Pickle Puns and Gherkin
Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream, No Matter
How You Slice It!) |
Warning:
Proceed at Your Own Risk! Salty pickle jokes and dill humor may
cause indigestion or belching.
| Dilly Pickle Puns | 2
| 3 |
Carrots | Corny Jokes | Peppers
| Potato | Salad
| Tomato | Veggie
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| Diet Puns | Gnome
Diet | Vegetarian, Vegan Puns | Fitness
Dieting Jokes | 2 | Grocery
Store |
| Burger Puns | 2
| 3 | Hot
Dog LOLs | Beef Jokes | 2
| Butter | Cheese
Jokes | Cheese Gnomes |
Q.
How does a cucumber become a pickle?
A. It goes through a jarring experience.
Q.
What is a pickle's favorite movie?
A. Brine's Song. |
Q.
When should you put pickles in your door?
A. When it's ajar!
Q.
What did one dill say to another?
A. This is a fine pickle you've gotten us into!
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Q.
Should you ever eat pickles on an empty stomach?
A. Yes, but it's better to eat them off a plate.
Q.
What do pickles call take home pay?
A. Bread and butter. |
Q.
What do you call a cucumber from the rainforest?
A. A Tro-pickle.
Q.
What is a cucumber's favorite movie?
A. The Brining, starring Jack Pickleson. |
Q.
What does an agreeable pickle usually say?
A. I relish the idea!
Q.
What do you call people who post particularly funny pickle
puns?
A. Dilly Silly!
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Q.
What occupation did the head hunter suggest for the pickle?
A. Working at a dill-icatessen.
Q.
What is a cucumber's favorite letter?
A. They always pick L! |
Q.
What do you call a pickle that was run over on the highway?
A. Road Dill. |
Q.
Where is the Liberty Dill located?
A. Phila-dill-phia.
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Q.
What do you call it if you get chutney and pickles mixed
up?
A. Chuckle. |
Q.
Who do all the boy pickles like the most?
A. The pickle dish!
Q.
What is a pickle's favorite novel?
A. A Time to Dill.
Q.
What do you call a pickle in disguise?
A. The Emerald Pimper-dill. |
Q.
What does a skeptical pickle say?
A. Are you gherkin my chain?
Q.
Which children's song is about a group of mice that fell
into a pickle barrel?
A. Three Brined Mice.
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Q.
What does a corporate pickle put on his agenda?
A. His dilly schedule.
Q.
Which musical instrument do cucumbers prefer to play?
A. The Pickle-O. |
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Dilly Pickle Puns | 2
| 3 |
Carrots | Corny Jokes | Peppers
| Potato | Salad
| Tomato | Veggie
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| Diet Puns | Gnome
Diet | Vegetarian, Vegan Puns | Fitness
Dieting Jokes | 2 | Grocery
Store |
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Chef Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Chef
Tunes | Gnome Chef Jokes | Chef
Come-Ons | Foodie Humor |
| Gourmet Grins | Dinner
Jokes | Lunch LOLs | Kitchen
Gadget Jokes | Nut Jokes | Old
Chef LOLs |
| Restaurant Jokes | 2
| 3 | Waiter
| Italian Food | 2
| 3 | Pizza
Jokes | Pasta | Take
Out Food |
| Butcher Jokes | Steak
Jokes | Beef Jokes | 2
| Pork Jokes | Poultry
Puns | BBQ Grill Jokes |
| Deli Jokes | Burger
Puns | 2 | 3
| Hot Dog LOLs | Ketchup
Jokes, Mustard Puns | Herb | Soup
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| Colorado Cuisine | Tex-Mex
Jokes | Seafood Puns | Pirate
Eats | Cop Cuisine | Breakfast
LOLs |
| Egg Jokes | Milk
| Butter | Cheese
Jokes | Cheese Gnomes | Ice
Cream | Cookie Candy Puns |
| Fruit Humor | 2
| 3 | Apple
Jokes | Banana Funs | 2
| 3 | Lemon
| Orange Puns | Strawberry
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| Baker Jokes | 2
| Bread | Dessert
Puns | 2 | Pie
| Beverage | Coffee
| 2 | Soda
| Beer | Wine
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| Snack Jokes | Halloween
Treats | Tasty Cannibal Jokes
| Sci-Fi Food Jokes | Green
Munchies |

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