| Q.
What happens when a stoner time traveler eats too many bean
burritos?
A. Emergency Temporal Shit!
Q.
Why was that big ol' Colorado dog still eating?
A. That blue brand grass-fed bison dog food gave him the
munchies.
Q.
What is the name of the new organic cannabis edibles business?
A. Pharm to Table.
Q.
Why did the LoDo hipster add laxatives and cannabis oil
to his coffee?
A. Just for some shits and grins.
Q.
How can you tell you've had too much coffee and cannabis
edibles while vacationing in Colorado?
A. You have the ability to ski uphill! |
Q.
Are there many Colorado Cannivores in Denver?
A. Yes, medible ents and cannafoodies are quite common in
the Mile High city.
Q.
Why did the guy tell so many jokes after consuming cannabis
edibles?
A. He had lots of Infusiasm.
Q.
Why are cold coffee and smokin' marijuana such a popular
wake up and bake up ritual in Colorado?
A. 'Cause that's the reason ice mocha lot of weed.
Q.
Which kitchen gadget does an ancient alien chef
in Colorado use to bring back herb from the future?
A. A thyme machine.
Cannabis
Pick-Up Line: Hey, my friend
and I are having a bake sale. Wanna joint us?
|
Barely
Legal 420 Point to Ponder: If a cop is high on pot, is that
fried bacon?
Q.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
A. Give him some weed and leave him waiting for the munchies
until the full moon.
Q.
Why is it tricky to get stoned with a cannibal?
A. You have to be careful not to say, "Pass me
the joint."
Q.
What does a cannibal call a stoner?
A. Pot Roast.
Weedy
Tasty Pick-Up Line: Hey
girl, are you into salad? 'Cause I've got a bowl of Devil's
Lettuce ready and waiting for you.
Q.
Why did the hungry Colorado stoner cross County Line Road?
A. To get to the Taco Bell on the other side. |
