| Q.
Are there many Colorado Cannivores in Denver?
A. Yes, medible ents and cannafoodies are quite common in
the Mile High city.
Q.
Why do stoner Coloradans stay high?
A. 'Cause they like the view up there.
Q.
Why was the Colorado entrepreneur so pleased with her new
edibles shop?
A. Profits are higher than ever!
Q.
What's the name of the stylish new cannabis dispensary in
Denver's chic Cherry Creek neighborhood?
A. High Heals. |
Q.
How do stoners always know which way to go to get to the
nearest pot shop?
A. There're lots of Indica-tors along the way.
Q.
Why is it good to be reefer-ed to as The Dankness,
Dankity, Dankstrocity or Your Dankness?
A. Dude, you're not from Colorado, are you?
Q.
How did the botanist at CU know he was destined to become
a renowned cannabis breeder in Colorado?
A. His name is Herb.
Stoner
Pick-Up Line: Hey Babe,
are you a pot head? Hot! So Babe, are you a pot head, too?
Cool!
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THC
Fact of the Day: In Colorado, it's likely you know somebody
named Ganjapreneur, Tokecoon, or Warren
Puffet.
Q.
How does the Colorado state treasurer classify the legalized
marijuana business model?
A. As a Budding Industry.
Q.
What did the accountant say about the marijuana industry
in Colorado?
A. It's a high growth industry.
Red
Hot Colorado Cannabis Industry Tip of the Day: Folks, the
market has spoken, and yes, it is tokin'! |
