Q.
What did the beef steak gossip to the pork chop?
A. Did you meet Frank's new girlfriend, Patty? I hear they're
engaged to be marinated.
Q.
If cows carry ecoli and chickens carry salmonella, what
do pigs carry?
A. A gun, a badge, and a get out of jail free card.
Q.
Why did the cow kick Roy Rogers?
A. She heard he was a cowpuncher.
Q.
Why does a cow go to work each day?
A. To earn lots of moola. |
Q.
How do bulls drive cars?
A. They just steer them.
Q.
What do ranchers call a bull that's swallowed a grenade?
A. Abominable.
Q.
What do you call a grumpy cow?
A. Moo-dy.
Q.
How can you tell which cow is the best dancer?
A. You have to wait until she busts a moove.
Q.
Why was the psychic cow so hard to find?
A. She was medium rare.
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Q.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anybody can roast beef.
Q.
How far can steak go in school?
A. It can go to cowledge where it can get up to 450 degrees.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a cow and a poodle?
A. Cow Poo!
Q.
How many animals can fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A. Ten little piggies, two calves, one ass, one beaver and
several thousand hares. |