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Caped
Crusader Chat Up Lines,
Dark Knight Hookups
Signal
the Batcave for caped come-ons, Batman hookup humor, and Bruce Wayne pick-up
lines.
Batman
Pick-Up Lines and Bruce Wayne Come-Ons
(Because
Bat-tastic Batman Pick-Up Lines Could Never Be
TOO Mainstream in Gotham City on Baturday
Nights!) |
Warning:
Proceed at Your Own Risk! Gotham City pick-up lines, Dark Knight
jokes, and mixed Bat signals ahead.
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Superhero Pick-Up Lines | 2
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Hulk Hookups | Superman Come-Ons
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Music Jokes | Superhero Loo LOLs
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| Incredible Hulk Jokes | 1
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Chuck Norris Jokes |
Batman
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, are you holding Gotham City in a
state of fear? 'Cause you're da bomb!
Batman
Hookup Line: Gotham City might need a vigilante, but tonight
I just need those vigilantitties.
Batman
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, don't worry 'cause I always wear
a hood.
Batman
Come-On Line: Hey baby, when you've have Batman once, you'll
want Batman Forever!
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Batman
Hookup Line: Hey babe, wanna get out of here and check out
the Dark Night?
Batman
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, you don't need a bat signal to make
me come!
Batman
Come-On Line: Hey girl, if you were Justice, you and I would
be in a League of our own!
Batman
Chat-Up Line: Hey hottie, are you Catwoman? 'Cause you're
making my Dark Knight rise.
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Batman
Come-On Line: Hey girl, is your name Robin? 'Cause I want
you to slide down my Batpole.
Batman
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, would you like to see how well my
bat sonar functions under the covers?
Pick-Up
a Caped Crusader Line: Hey big guy, I'd like to take a ride
on your Batmobile.
Batman
Pick-Up Line: Baby, you are making all of Gotham City nervous,
'cause you're the bomb.
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Caped
Crusader Come-On Line: Hey girl, yes it is true that the
suit does come off.
Batman
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, no, I was not groping your breast.
I'm Batman, not the Fiddler!
Gotham
City
Chat-Up Line: Hey baby, they don't call me Batman
for nothing.
Batman
Hookup Line: Hey babe, how about I park it in your Batcave?
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Q.
What did Batman get from Batgirl on Valentine's Day?
A. Mixed Signals.
Batman
Chat-Up Line: Hey babe, I'm stretchy, just like my spandex
suit.
Bruce
Wayne Come-On Line: Hey baby, I need you more than Gotham
City needs Batman.
Caped
Crusader Pick-Up Line: I may be Batman, but you're Robin
my heart.
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Batman
Chat-Up Line: Hey girl, I bet you've never gone out with
a guy in tights.
Batman
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I see that Robin and I aren't the
only dynamic duo in town tonight.
Batman
Hookup Line: Yes girl, he is the Boy Wonder, but I'm betting
you like men.
Caped
Crusader
Pick-Up Line: Hi babe, I'm Batman!
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Batman
Reverse Psychology Come-On Line: Hey girl, I'm Batman so
I don't need pick-up lines!
Batman
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, most people call me Batman, but
you can call me anytime!
Baturday
Night Gotham City Hookup Line: Yes, I am Batman. But girl,
you are Robin my heart.
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Pick-Up
Batman Line: Hey big guy, is that the Batphone in your pocket,
or are you just happy to see me?
Catwoman
Pick-Up Line: Batman, I find you to be odious, abhorrent,
and insegrievous. Hot or NOT?
Batman
Chat-Up Line: Hey baby, wanna check out the Batmobile?
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Batman
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, once you go Bat, you'll never go
back!
Batman
Come-On Line: Hey girl, is your name Bane? 'Cause you are
making my Dark Knight rise.
Undercover
Batman Hookup Line: Hey girl, how about I hide in your Batcave
for a while?
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Dark
Knight Hookup Line: Hey babe, come with me to the Dark
Night, unless you prefer to do it with the lights
on.
Batman
Pick-Up Line: Babe, when the Dark Knight rises, he always
wears his suit to protect you from sexually transmitted
disasters.
Batman
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, the Bat hasn't been in the Batcave
for awhile, if you know what I mean...
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Batman
Chat-Up Line: Hey hottie, if you haven't been to Gotham
City before, I'd be glad to take you there tonight.
Batman
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, on a scale of one to America, how
free are you tonight?
Batman
Come-On Line: Hey girl, heaven's in the backseat of the
Batmobile. Lemme take you there!
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Attempted Pick-Up Batman Line: Hey dude, is that a Batarang
in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Hey
girl, Batman didn't dial the wrong number, you picked
up the wrong phone!
Batman
Hookup Line: Hey baby, I'm looking for a new lair. Is your
Batcave available tonight?
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Superhero Pick-Up Lines | 2
| Batman Chat Ups | The
Hulk Hookups | Superman Come-Ons
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| Superhero Jokes, Caped Crusader Puns
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | 7
| 8 | 9
| 10 | Supervillain
Jokes |
| Marvel Comics Jokes | Superhero
Music Jokes | Superhero Loo LOLs
| 2 |
Female Superheroes |
| DC Comics Humor | POW!
Batman Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
Superman Jokes | Spider-Man
Puns |
| Incredible Hulk Jokes | 1
| 2 | 3 | 4
| 5 | 6 | 7
| Green Hulk Laughs | Super
Chuck Norris Jokes |
| Corny Pick-Up Lines | Bar
Come Ons | Cheesy Hookups
| Colorado Come Ons | Police
Pick Ups |

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